JOHN THE FARM!!!!

Labourer goes into the village pub and order's a pint with a big smile on his face! The landlord say's "John.your looking so pleased with yourself tonight,come on why are you so happy?" John replies "When i was walking home last night along the embankment i came across a woman tied to the railway track,i untied her and i then had the best shag ive ever had in my life!" The landlord asked " Did you get a blow job?" John replied "No i could'nt find her head!"

Labourer goes into the village pub and order's a pint with a big smile on his face! The landlord say's "John.your looking so pleased with yourself tonight,come on why are you so happy?" John replies "When i was walking home last night along the embankment i came across a woman tied to the railway track,i untied her and i then had the best shag ive ever had in my life!" The landlord asked " Did you get a blow job?" John replied "No i could'nt find her head!"

Same you crack me up