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Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:35 pm

Harley Davidson.the seller tells him "Top tip, if you think its going to rain rub vaseoline on the chrome so it wont rust".
That nite his lass takes him to meet her parents, But just before they go in she says "I hav to tell you when we eat we never talk the first person to do so does the pots".they sit down & no one says a word as dinner goes on tom decides to test the situation so he grabs his birds tits nobody says owt so he stands up rips her clothes off & fucks her over the table in front of her parents no one says owt so he grabs her mother rips her top off sucks her tits then bangs her from behind in front of her husband & daughter still theres silence. All of a sudden tom hears aloud clap of thunder so tom remembers his bike so he gets the vasoline out then the dad jumps up & says for f**k sake i'll do the pots.......

Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:42 pm

sam salim wrote:Harley Davidson.the seller tells him "Top tip, if you think its going to rain rub vaseoline on the chrome so it wont rust".
That nite his lass takes him to meet her parents, But just before they go in she says "I hav to tell you when we eat we never talk the first person to do so does the pots".they sit down & no one says a word as dinner goes on tom decides to test the situation so he grabs his birds tits nobody says owt so he stands up rips her clothes off & fucks her over the table in front of her parents no one says owt so he grabs her mother rips her top off sucks her tits then bangs her from behind in front of her husband & daughter still theres silence. All of a sudden tom hears aloud clap of thunder so tom remembers his bike so he gets the vasoline out then the dad jumps up & says for f**k sake i'll do the pots.......