Jokes

A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"
I said "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"

c**t




I opened my front door earlier to a bunch of hyper kids. They started screaming:

''Trick or treat, trick or treat, give us something good to eat; if you don't we don't care, we'll pull down your underwear!''

...as I slowly put the sweets back in my pocket.






I desperately needed a massive shit on the train today but the toilet was out of order, so I just sat there and held it for about 20 minutes.

The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, "Is that a poo in your hand?"




Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.

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