Had to go to the Doctor today

I said to my Doctor, 'Ive badly bruised my Penis in a surfing accident " He said "Did you fall off your board ?" I said, "No, I had to slam my laptop shut rather quickly."

I said to my Doctor, 'Ive badly bruised my Penis in a surfing accident " He said "Did you fall off your board ?" I said, "No, I had to slam my laptop shut rather quickly."

I said to my Doctor, 'Ive badly bruised my Penis in a surfing accident " He said "Did you fall off your board ?" I said, "No, I had to slam my laptop shut rather quickly."

Good one

What's white on top and black on bottom?

Society.