A married couple in their 60s is visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear! The husband says, "Sorry love but my wish is to have a wife 30yrs younger than me". The fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.
The moral of the story is - Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female!