DAVE JONES HAS BEEN OFFERED

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

This would suit DJ down to the ground I reckon.

He could swap the Horses for Camels .....only disadvantage is, where does he put his hands

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

This would suit DJ down to the ground I reckon.

Would he be on more than £17k per week!!!!!!!!!!

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

This would suit DJ down to the ground I reckon.

I was told he was offered it a few months ago but turned it down.

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

This would suit DJ down to the ground I reckon.

I was told he was offered it a few months ago but turned it down.

Could be another offer Nobby, got told about it last night and it is a recent offer.

He could swap the Horses for Camels .....only disadvantage is, where does he put his hands

He would still have the hump! I can see it now.....
He told the press after losing to Desert Nomads Utd, "We had most of the play, and we had most of the chances. The best chance came when our Center Forward tried to side foot an inch perfect through ball, when in reality he should have camel-toe poked into the back of the net. He made a right tw*t of himself.
Now we have to pick ourselves up, sand ourselves down and get on with it!
On the plus side, the golf out here is good but we have to start early because of the heat and the enormity of the bunkers!!

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

This would suit DJ down to the ground I reckon.

I was told he was offered it a few months ago but turned it down.

Could be another offer Nobby, got told about it last night and it is a recent offer.

I think the one i heard about was in Dubai or somewhere like that cant really remember mate.

Well JET didnt work out and we saw what happened with JLS

Why is UAE going to be any different



On a serious note - Good Luck to him

He could swap the Horses for Camels .....only disadvantage is, where does he put his hands

He would still have the hump! I can see it now.....
He told the press after losing to Desert Nomads Utd, "We had most of the play, and we had most of the chances. The best chance came when our Center Forward tried to side foot an inch perfect through ball, when in reality he should have camel-toe poked into the back of the net. He made a right tw*t of himself.
Now we have to pick ourselves up, sand ourselves down and get on with it!
On the plus side, the golf out here is good but we have to start early because of the heat and the enormity of the bunkers!!

He could swap the Horses for Camels .....only disadvantage is, where does he put his hands

He would still have the hump! I can see it now.....
He told the press after losing to Desert Nomads Utd, "We had most of the play, and we had most of the chances. The best chance came when our Center Forward tried to side foot an inch perfect through ball, when in reality he should have camel-toe poked into the back of the net. He made a right tw*t of himself.
Now we have to pick ourselves up, sand ourselves down and get on with it!
On the plus side, the golf out here is good but we have to start early because of the heat and the enormity of the bunkers!!

I wonder if the fans in "that part of the world" will have the same "unrealistic" expectation levels!

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

Is this the same guy that you said was next Bristol City manager ? And Annis heard the same thing ?
Im amazed the next Pompey manager havnt been said to you yet Shall i give you a clue Carl or shall i let Daya tell you

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

This would suit DJ down to the ground I reckon.

Good on him, He deserves a break. Drive throughs are good out there, they even have headsets thesedays for people on window no.1. Wear your mcdonalds badge with pride Jonesy boi!!

Hope he does and would wish him well

Hope he does and would wish him well

I knew you would!!

Hope he does and would wish him well

I knew you would!!

Well if he gets up to his old Alleged shenanigans they would chop his bollocks off

Well if he gets up to his old Alleged shenanigans they would chop his bollocks off

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

This would suit DJ down to the ground I reckon.

Aye he got deep pockets , nice golf courses over there too

Well if he gets up to his old Alleged shenanigans they would chop his bollocks off

Hilarious that.. It's knobs like you that give cardiff fans a bad name.. Sad individual if you think that funny... Funny for his family is it??? Funny for his kids who still today are subjected to comments from morons like you?? Get a life ffs

The chance to go and manage in the United Arab Emirates I am told.

This would suit DJ down to the ground I reckon.

with all that sand carl he can keep dusting himself down to his hearts content

Well if he gets up to his old Alleged shenanigans they would chop his bollocks off

what a stupid comment to make his kids could be reading this grow up i never rated him as a manager
but that does not mean we should make comments like that

He will do a fantastic job , gave us some of our best years