JOKE SATURDAY

What's the difference between brussel sprouts and a bush?

Nothing. You just push both of them to the side and keep munching

The wife gave me the silent treatment earlier.... Quietest twenty seconds i'll get this weekend

This morning my wife said to me "we should go to this years Halloween party as a couple of Baywatch lifeguards"

"great idea love" I replied "but I think you can pull off Chewbacca much better "

I like to feed the monkeys at the zoo from a distance with a golf club.

I drive them bananas.