Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:51 pm
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ccfcgrangeend wrote:I'm standing at the bar and this little Chinese guy is standing by the side of me.
So I asked him, "do you know martial arts? like Kung Fu and ju-jitso?..."
He replied, "why the f**k you ask me that.. Is it because I'm Chinese?"
I said, "no it's because you're drinking my fuckin' pint you little c**t!"
Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:00 pm
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Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:25 am
enforcer88 wrote:father o'connor keeps chickens behind the church in a coop
1 sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock is missing
he knows theres cock fighting in the village so at mass
he questions the congregation.........
"has anybody got a cock?" he asked..all the men stood up
"no no i meant has anybody seen a cock?" all the women stand up
"no no thats not what i meant either, has anybody seen my cock?"...........
2 priests and 16 altar boys stand up.................
Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:39 am
enforcer88 wrote:father o'connor keeps chickens behind the church in a coop
1 sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock is missing
he knows theres cock fighting in the village so at mass
he questions the congregation.........
"has anybody got a cock?" he asked..all the men stood up
"no no i meant has anybody seen a cock?" all the women stand up
"no no thats not what i meant either, has anybody seen my cock?"...........
2 priests and 16 altar boys stand up.................
Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:26 am
Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:18 am