OFFICIAL RIDDLE POST FOR TONIGHT

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Towel

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Katie Price

Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?

Towel.

my wallet when she's got hold of it.

Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?

You use a camera to take photos, silly...

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

A stamp

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

A postage stamp!

Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

Fire.

Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

Fire

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

They piled the dirt dug out of the tunnel and climbed out the window from the top of the pile.

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

Use the earth dug up to climb up to the window.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle ?

Last edited by ccfcgrangeend on Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle ?

The riddle is

"I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop."

NERD its not pressure you was WRONG

NERD its not pressure you was WRONG

Twas my first memory, I've heard 3-4 different answers to it.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle ?

The riddle is

NO WRONG AGAIN

"I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop."

NERD its not pressure you was WRONG

Twas my first memory, I've heard 3-4 different answers to it.

I HAVE YOU NOW YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN HA HA HA

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle ?

The riddle is

NO WRONG AGAIN

"I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop."

Well, it's not wrong... asked to guess the *riddle* not the *answer*. It's one of those where multiple answers could match, like water, C02, etc...

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle ?

Time!

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle ?

Time!

NO NO NO try again

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle ?

Water

Got it. Logically, was right on one level, but not thinking enough.

The answer is.... NO.

You don't guess a riddle, you answer it.

Got it. Logically, was right on one level, but not thinking enough.

The answer is.... NO.

You don't guess a riddle, you answer it.

well done nerd

Answer this riddle...

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Another riddle...
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