While we are waiting......

A family is driving behind an Anne Summers delivery van, when a large dildo flies out n hits their windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother says to her children, 'That was a big bumble bee' to which the 7 yr old replies ' I'm surprised it could fooking fly with a cock that size'!!!!


Rumours are spreading they are making a new Mr Men book for Chelsea's Fernando Torres.
It's called.......Mr Sitter.

I was sitting in row F behind the Manchester united goal as Torres went past de gea and shot i thought to myself 'has he really scored two against united?'

Then it hit me...

fab mate