MY WIFE!!!

asked me what I was doing on the computer ?
I replied just looking for some cheap flights darling !!

Oh , that's great I'll help you look she said,

Why I said you don't even like fooking darts !!!

Keep them coming

I asked my son where he was going, He said Out with a girl dad,

I said dont forget to wear you know what son, He said do you mean a condom i said no a fecking hat you ginger kent

When i was a kid the local bullies used to pour cream over my head and stick cherries on the top, It was tough growing up in the gateau!

I see you have quickly got over Bywater Chief and got your sense of humour back

I see you have quickly got over Bywater Chief and got your sense of humour back

I fookin need it!!! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

When i was a kid the local bullies used to pour cream over my head and stick cherries on the top, It was tough growing up in the gateau!

Sam are you joining us this Saturday mate

When i was a kid the local bullies used to pour cream over my head and stick cherries on the top, It was tough growing up in the gateau!

Sam are you joining us this Saturday mate

I might have a hour or two!!!!

When i was a kid the local bullies used to pour cream over my head and stick cherries on the top, It was tough growing up in the gateau!

Sam are you joining us this Saturday mate

I might have a hour or two!!!!

What more than Marc
12 Noon in the Beverley

Class banter lads!! class!

I am working Nights so this is where i am ? IM OUT !!

I am working Nights so this is where i am ? IM OUT !!

Who cares????

As my wife and I lay in bed together, I felt the tension in the air.

She then folded her arms and huffed, "You never make the first move",

"Jesus!" I said as I rolled my eyes "Every night it's the same thing",

"Well you don't!" she moaned "It's always me and quite frankly I'm fed up with it. And before you start, it's nothing to do with you being black",

"It is" I said,

"No, it isn't" she said,

"You know what?" I said as I jumped out of the bed, "You can stick the f*cking chessboard up your arse".

I am working Nights so this is where i am ? IM OUT !!

Who invited you ?

We have given up all hope with you Nukes turning us down time and time again

Get the next date arranged Steve so you are at the party

Some woman knocked on my door earlier and said that she had lost her dog.

She said, "If you help me find it I will let you f**k my fanny all night."

I said, "What does it look like?"

She said, "It's a big, black, fluffy thing."

I said, "No thanks love, I'll give it a miss."

I am working Nights so this is where i am ? IM OUT !!

Who cares????

Nasty fucker

My daughter came home from school crying today.

I put my hand on her shoulder and said, "What's the matter?"

She said, "Everybody is bullying me because I weigh 18 stone."

I said, "Come on sweetheart don't cry, you're bigger than that."