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CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:33 pm

Cardiff City are now owned by Tony fernandez, and are going to be used
as a feeder club by QPR. Sooner than take all our players and destabilise
us, he is instead, to call upon 4-5000 City fans a week to boost their
support.

Vincent Tan has taken over Dorothy's and is to be offering cut-price
Chicken off the Floor, Dog, and half and half for all season ticket holders
(either here, or at Loftus Road)

Disappointed by our failure to re-sign Craig Bellamy, the Club are pleased
to announce the signing on a three year deal of Lionel Messi's brother..Veri.

The Langstone issue has now been resolved. More to be revealed later, I have
the paperwork but i'm showing nobody nuffink, awite!!

Suffice to say, Steve Borley is back on the tools an looking for a start with Mallo

Sam has taken over as Sales Executive for Billy badge who is soon going to be
bigger than 'SumoSam Tee shirts' and bring all your Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal
badges down the ground, we'll melt em down and make a new backbone for
Jay Bothroyd

Cardiff Blues have been disbanded due to poor gates, and the Merthyr Maypoles,
a Morris Dancing Group from erm... Merthyr, are already selling more tickets
than the previous incumbents. Speciality is, the sticks they bang together arent
made of wood, they are made of gelignite. All PSE to be worn in the main stand!!

Ian holloway is to join the club as Court Jester, you dont have to listen to a word
he says, just laugh at the silly wurzel c**t anyways

BUT THE COUP DE GRACE, THE PIERCED THROUGH RESISTANCE NEWS IS.......

Old misery guts is back.

In a joint move between Cosway, Cardiff City Football Club and Sidepocket
baggies are us... Dave is to be employed as Quality Control on the end of the
Production line. 'Thrusting' his hands quite roughly, deep into the pockets
of the new garments. Also he has taken over joint ownership of the new
pub adjacent to the ground, it has now been re-named "People Round 'Ere"

... and has them wooden things outside the bar to wrap the reins of your
horse around.

N.B.

Peter Ridsdale is NOT coming back.

He has taken up the offer to go and work for the World Bank as Chief Financial
Executive

.... well its your fault Carl.... hurry up!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:34 pm

haha somebody is even more bored today !!

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:11 pm

To be honest I am happy with that and no longer actually need to wait with baited breath for Carl's update

Nice on Taff :ayatollah:

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:16 pm

You're f*cking mental Dave. :ayatollah:

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:41 pm

Have you ever considered therapy Taff :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:47 pm

taffyapple wrote:Cardiff City are now owned by Tony fernandez, and are going to be used
as a feeder club by QPR. Sooner than take all our players and destabilise
us, he is instead, to call upon 4-5000 City fans a week to boost their
support.

Vincent Tan has taken over Dorothy's and is to be offering cut-price
Chicken off the Floor, Dog, and half and half for all season ticket holders
(either here, or at Loftus Road)

Disappointed by our failure to re-sign Craig Bellamy, the Club are pleased
to announce the signing on a three year deal of Lionel Messi's brother..Veri.

The Langstone issue has now been resolved. More to be revealed later, I have
the paperwork but i'm showing nobody nuffink, awite!!

Suffice to say, Steve Borley is back on the tools an looking for a start with Mallo

Sam has taken over as Sales Executive for Billy badge who is soon going to be
bigger than 'SumoSam Tee shirts' and bring all your Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal
badges down the ground, we'll melt em down and make a new backbone for
Jay Bothroyd

Cardiff Blues have been disbanded due to poor gates, and the Merthyr Maypoles,
a Morris Dancing Group from erm... Merthyr, are already selling more tickets
than the previous incumbents. Speciality is, the sticks they bang together arent
made of wood, they are made of gelignite. All PSE to be worn in the main stand!!

Ian holloway is to join the club as Court Jester, you dont have to listen to a word
he says, just laugh at the silly wurzel c**t anyways

BUT THE COUP DE GRACE, THE PIERCED THROUGH RESISTANCE NEWS IS.......

Old misery guts is back.

In a joint move between Cosway, Cardiff City Football Club and Sidepocket
baggies are us... Dave is to be employed as Quality Control on the end of the
Production line. 'Thrusting' his hands quite roughly, deep into the pockets
of the new garments. Also he has taken over joint ownership of the new
pub adjacent to the ground, it has now been re-named "People Round 'Ere"

... and has them wooden things outside the bar to wrap the reins of your
horse around.

N.B.

Peter Ridsdale is NOT coming back.

He has taken up the offer to go and work for the World Bank as Chief Financial
Executive

.... well its your fault Carl.... hurry up!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :ayatollah:



Thats all very well Taffy boy but who is Ebola :?

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:54 pm

RichardBluebird wrote:
taffyapple wrote:Cardiff City are now owned by Tony fernandez, and are going to be used
as a feeder club by QPR. Sooner than take all our players and destabilise
us, he is instead, to call upon 4-5000 City fans a week to boost their
support.

Vincent Tan has taken over Dorothy's and is to be offering cut-price
Chicken off the Floor, Dog, and half and half for all season ticket holders
(either here, or at Loftus Road)

Disappointed by our failure to re-sign Craig Bellamy, the Club are pleased
to announce the signing on a three year deal of Lionel Messi's brother..Veri.

The Langstone issue has now been resolved. More to be revealed later, I have
the paperwork but i'm showing nobody nuffink, awite!!

Suffice to say, Steve Borley is back on the tools an looking for a start with Mallo

Sam has taken over as Sales Executive for Billy badge who is soon going to be
bigger than 'SumoSam Tee shirts' and bring all your Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal
badges down the ground, we'll melt em down and make a new backbone for
Jay Bothroyd

Cardiff Blues have been disbanded due to poor gates, and the Merthyr Maypoles,
a Morris Dancing Group from erm... Merthyr, are already selling more tickets
than the previous incumbents. Speciality is, the sticks they bang together arent
made of wood, they are made of gelignite. All PSE to be worn in the main stand!!

Ian holloway is to join the club as Court Jester, you dont have to listen to a word
he says, just laugh at the silly wurzel c**t anyways

BUT THE COUP DE GRACE, THE PIERCED THROUGH RESISTANCE NEWS IS.......

Old misery guts is back.

In a joint move between Cosway, Cardiff City Football Club and Sidepocket
baggies are us... Dave is to be employed as Quality Control on the end of the
Production line. 'Thrusting' his hands quite roughly, deep into the pockets
of the new garments. Also he has taken over joint ownership of the new
pub adjacent to the ground, it has now been re-named "People Round 'Ere"

... and has them wooden things outside the bar to wrap the reins of your
horse around.

N.B.

Peter Ridsdale is NOT coming back.

He has taken up the offer to go and work for the World Bank as Chief Financial
Executive

.... well its your fault Carl.... hurry up!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :ayatollah:



Thats all very well Taffy boy but who is Ebola :?


Well Carl did say its his pet name for his wife... so no scandal there :? :lol:

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:03 pm

Thats all very well Taffy boy but who is Ebola :?[/quote]

Well Carl did say its his pet name for his wife... so no scandal there :? :lol:[/quote]


:lol: :lol: :lol: Your not right in the head

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:04 pm

baseboy007 wrote:You're f*cking mental Dave. :ayatollah:



You spent a day on the piss with me?

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SAY THAT :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:




Ah, then again :? :lol: :lol:

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:07 pm

Steady on mate or the headlines in tomorrows Scum will be "EBOLA SEEN TALKING TO CARL AT THE VALE TODAY"

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:11 pm

You forgot to mention that both Manchester clubs are in a bidding war for Lee Naylor :lol: :lol:

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:15 pm

RichardBluebird wrote:
taffyapple wrote:Cardiff City are now owned by Tony fernandez, and are going to be used
as a feeder club by QPR. Sooner than take all our players and destabilise
us, he is instead, to call upon 4-5000 City fans a week to boost their
support.

Vincent Tan has taken over Dorothy's and is to be offering cut-price
Chicken off the Floor, Dog, and half and half for all season ticket holders
(either here, or at Loftus Road)

Disappointed by our failure to re-sign Craig Bellamy, the Club are pleased
to announce the signing on a three year deal of Lionel Messi's brother..Veri.

The Langstone issue has now been resolved. More to be revealed later, I have
the paperwork but i'm showing nobody nuffink, awite!!

Suffice to say, Steve Borley is back on the tools an looking for a start with Mallo

Sam has taken over as Sales Executive for Billy badge who is soon going to be
bigger than 'SumoSam Tee shirts' and bring all your Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal
badges down the ground, we'll melt em down and make a new backbone for
Jay Bothroyd

Cardiff Blues have been disbanded due to poor gates, and the Merthyr Maypoles,
a Morris Dancing Group from erm... Merthyr, are already selling more tickets
than the previous incumbents. Speciality is, the sticks they bang together arent
made of wood, they are made of gelignite. All PSE to be worn in the main stand!!

Ian holloway is to join the club as Court Jester, you dont have to listen to a word
he says, just laugh at the silly wurzel c**t anyways

BUT THE COUP DE GRACE, THE PIERCED THROUGH RESISTANCE NEWS IS.......

Old misery guts is back.

In a joint move between Cosway, Cardiff City Football Club and Sidepocket
baggies are us... Dave is to be employed as Quality Control on the end of the
Production line. 'Thrusting' his hands quite roughly, deep into the pockets
of the new garments. Also he has taken over joint ownership of the new
pub adjacent to the ground, it has now been re-named "People Round 'Ere"

... and has them wooden things outside the bar to wrap the reins of your
horse around.

N.B.

Peter Ridsdale is NOT coming back.

He has taken up the offer to go and work for the World Bank as Chief Financial
Executive

.... well its your fault Carl.... hurry up!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :ayatollah:



Thats all very well Taffy boy but who is Ebola :?


Didn't he play right back for the gooners :? :? :?

Re: CARL HAS GONE DOWN WITH EBOLA . SO, THE UPDATE, A BIT EARLY.

Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:57 pm

lol taffy