Early Update Snippit

Michael Owen to join on loan until January (after all you cant have too many short arses in your team)

CCS to be renamed The Air Asia staium and every ST holder to be given a free return ticket to any Asian or Australian destination**

Carl has been working hard on Dia Hunts new book and "The Diary of an annoying tw*t" will be available in all shit newsagents soon.

Gavin Rae will be joining Australia side Perth Glory for the start of their season.

Jay Bothroyd will join the Russian Ballet for their forthcoming tour of the ring of Kerry.

Soloman Taiwo will be joining Plymouth on loan, with Peter Ridsdale coming in the opposite direction (no pun intended)

**Not including taxes of £456 each way, or special rub by stewardess (or steward if you fancy)

someones bored today