3 parrots for sale. £100, £200 and £15, a woman asks "why is that parrot so cheap?" the shopkeeper replies "because it used to live in a brothel" the woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot. When she gets home the parrot says "f**k me a new brothel" the woman laughs. 2 daughters come home, parrot says "f**k me new prozzies" the girls laugh. The husband comes home and the parrot says " f**k me keith i aint seen u for weeks!