The wife bought me a lovely new Rolex...

... for my birthday. "Do you like it?" She said. "It's great!" I said, "it'll remind me of your pussy." She laughed. "Is that because it's exclusive and sexy?" I replied "nah, it's a bit loose around my wrist!"

John maybe you should keep these beauties in one thread

You're on fire tonight.

John maybe you should keep these beauties in one thread

Sorry, mate, I'm off now. Neath Ales Green Bullet awaits....

www.neathales.co.uk

John maybe you should keep these beauties in one thread

Sorry, mate, I'm off now. Neath Ales Green Bullet awaits....

http://www.neathales.co.uk

No need to apologise mate it is good to have you on board

I am just opening a bottle of red before Alison comes home

That's f*cking great!!!!