Craig Bellamy update pat 2!
Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:02 pm
Last night I had a dream about where Craig will be playing at the end of next week:-
Saturday 27th
Place Mancini's office:- Good morning Mr Mancini How are you today, I'ma fine thanka you Craiga,right then Mr Mancini what we going to do, I want to play for Manchester City or go on loan to cardiff City, you don't want me to play for you and you don't want to loan me to the Bluebirds, what we going to do. Wella my bigga bossa the man who ownsa Mana buy anthinga paya biga wages City, isa going toa give you a presenta ofa biga freea transfer, howa you lika dat Mr Bellamy, well I think thats very good of him, so that means i get my full wage evey week off Man City, wella no, nota really, they mya bossa of Man buya anthing paya biga wages if ita movesa buya ita City, saida youa are a dumba boya froma Trowbridga, anda youa woulda falla for ita, I may be from across the bridge son, but I aint stupid, wella whata ifa wea leta you signa fora Liverpoola, theya givea youa £60 thousanda a weeka, nowa thata soundsa gooda toa mea, so that means you pay my wage differance, my bossa of Mana buya anything paya biga wages if ita movesa buya ita, anda if ita don'ta movea buya ita anywaya City saida thisa wasa going toa bea easya, just then the phone rings, aye ello Mani, this is Dalgliesh we are 1-nil up could you aye tell Craig we will aye only pay him £50 thousand now for sitting on the bench aye, nowa they only paya £50 thousanda fora sitting ona the bencha, well thats ok because you can make the rest of my wages up,the phone rings again, aye ello Mani this is Dalgliesh again we are now aye 2nil up aye, tell him its £40 thousand as a squad member, hea saya nowa hea, the phone rings again, ello Mani this is aye dalgliesh again we are 3-nil up we don't want him now aye, Mancini picks up a piece of kitchen roll and wipes the sweat from his brow, thia isa nota going as a wella asa mya bossa ofa Mana etc, etc, etc City saida it woulda, whata wea going toa doa nowa Mr Craiga, well thats easy pay my contract up and I will be on my way, Ia havea toa talka mya bossa firsta, ok I will ring you tomorrow, then Craig walks out leaving Mr Mancini ringing out a towel that he had just used to wipe the sweat from his fore head,
Sunday 28th,
Hello Mr Manacini, anything changed, thea answer toa thata isa noa, ok I will ring tomorrow bye
Monday 29th,
Hello Mr Mancini, anything changed, thea answer toa thata isa noa, noa, noa, ok I will ring tomorrow, bye
Tuesday 30th,
Hello Mr Mancini, Anything changed, I'm afraid Mr Mancini is not at work today he has had a nervous breakdown, ok I will ring tomorrow.
Wednesday 31st,
Hello Mr Mancini , anything changed, yesa you sona of a biga bitcha, youa cana playa fora the blueabirdsa, the samea arrangementa asa a lasta yeara, don't thinka youa hearda the lasta ofa thisa, i willa geta youa backa, I willa geta mya bigga bossa to buya the blueabirdsa, and makea thema disapeara.
Saturday 10th September,
Craig Bellamy No 39, scores a hat trick against Doncaster rovers, after 1st game back.
Then I woke up.
Saturday 27th
Place Mancini's office:- Good morning Mr Mancini How are you today, I'ma fine thanka you Craiga,right then Mr Mancini what we going to do, I want to play for Manchester City or go on loan to cardiff City, you don't want me to play for you and you don't want to loan me to the Bluebirds, what we going to do. Wella my bigga bossa the man who ownsa Mana buy anthinga paya biga wages City, isa going toa give you a presenta ofa biga freea transfer, howa you lika dat Mr Bellamy, well I think thats very good of him, so that means i get my full wage evey week off Man City, wella no, nota really, they mya bossa of Man buya anthing paya biga wages if ita movesa buya ita City, saida youa are a dumba boya froma Trowbridga, anda youa woulda falla for ita, I may be from across the bridge son, but I aint stupid, wella whata ifa wea leta you signa fora Liverpoola, theya givea youa £60 thousanda a weeka, nowa thata soundsa gooda toa mea, so that means you pay my wage differance, my bossa of Mana buya anything paya biga wages if ita movesa buya ita, anda if ita don'ta movea buya ita anywaya City saida thisa wasa going toa bea easya, just then the phone rings, aye ello Mani, this is Dalgliesh we are 1-nil up could you aye tell Craig we will aye only pay him £50 thousand now for sitting on the bench aye, nowa they only paya £50 thousanda fora sitting ona the bencha, well thats ok because you can make the rest of my wages up,the phone rings again, aye ello Mani this is Dalgliesh again we are now aye 2nil up aye, tell him its £40 thousand as a squad member, hea saya nowa hea, the phone rings again, ello Mani this is aye dalgliesh again we are 3-nil up we don't want him now aye, Mancini picks up a piece of kitchen roll and wipes the sweat from his brow, thia isa nota going as a wella asa mya bossa ofa Mana etc, etc, etc City saida it woulda, whata wea going toa doa nowa Mr Craiga, well thats easy pay my contract up and I will be on my way, Ia havea toa talka mya bossa firsta, ok I will ring you tomorrow, then Craig walks out leaving Mr Mancini ringing out a towel that he had just used to wipe the sweat from his fore head,
Sunday 28th,
Hello Mr Manacini, anything changed, thea answer toa thata isa noa, ok I will ring tomorrow bye
Monday 29th,
Hello Mr Mancini, anything changed, thea answer toa thata isa noa, noa, noa, ok I will ring tomorrow, bye
Tuesday 30th,
Hello Mr Mancini, Anything changed, I'm afraid Mr Mancini is not at work today he has had a nervous breakdown, ok I will ring tomorrow.
Wednesday 31st,
Hello Mr Mancini , anything changed, yesa you sona of a biga bitcha, youa cana playa fora the blueabirdsa, the samea arrangementa asa a lasta yeara, don't thinka youa hearda the lasta ofa thisa, i willa geta youa backa, I willa geta mya bigga bossa to buya the blueabirdsa, and makea thema disapeara.
Saturday 10th September,
Craig Bellamy No 39, scores a hat trick against Doncaster rovers, after 1st game back.
Then I woke up.
Re: Craig Bellamy update pat 2!
Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:05 pm
How ironic it would be if he makes his debut 2 years on the bounce against donny.
Re: Craig Bellamy update pat 2!
Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:12 pm
EL JEFE wrote:Last night I had a dream about where Craig will be playing at the end of next week:-
Saturday 27th
Place Mancini's office:- Good morning Mr Mancini How are you today, I'ma fine thanka you Craiga,right then Mr Mancini what we going to do, I want to play for Manchester City or go on loan to cardiff City, you don't want me to play for you and you don't want to loan me to the Bluebirds, what we going to do. Wella my bigga bossa the man who ownsa Mana buy anthinga paya biga wages City, isa going toa give you a presenta ofa biga freea transfer, howa you lika dat Mr Bellamy, well I think thats very good of him, so that means i get my full wage evey week off Man City, wella no, nota really, they mya bossa of Man buya anthing paya biga wages if ita movesa buya ita City, saida youa are a dumba boya froma Trowbridga, anda youa woulda falla for ita, I may be from across the bridge son, but I aint stupid, wella whata ifa wea leta you signa fora Liverpoola, theya givea youa £60 thousanda a weeka, nowa thata soundsa gooda toa mea, so that means you pay my wage differance, my bossa of Mana buya anything paya biga wages if ita movesa buya ita, anda if ita don'ta movea buya ita anywaya City saida thisa wasa going toa bea easya, just then the phone rings, aye ello Mani, this is Dalgliesh we are 1-nil up could you aye tell Craig we will aye only pay him £50 thousand now for sitting on the bench aye, nowa they only paya £50 thousanda fora sitting ona the bencha, well thats ok because you can make the rest of my wages up,the phone rings again, aye ello Mani this is Dalgliesh again we are now aye 2nil up aye, tell him its £40 thousand as a squad member, hea saya nowa hea, the phone rings again, ello Mani this is aye dalgliesh again we are 3-nil up we don't want him now aye, Mancini picks up a piece of kitchen roll and wipes the sweat from his brow, thia isa nota going as a wella asa mya bossa ofa Mana etc, etc, etc City saida it woulda, whata wea going toa doa nowa Mr Craiga, well thats easy pay my contract up and I will be on my way, Ia havea toa talka mya bossa firsta, ok I will ring you tomorrow, then Craig walks out leaving Mr Mancini ringing out a towel that he had just used to wipe the sweat from his fore head,
Sunday 28th,
Hello Mr Manacini, anything changed, thea answer toa thata isa noa, ok I will ring tomorrow bye
Monday 29th,
Hello Mr Mancini, anything changed, thea answer toa thata isa noa, noa, noa, ok I will ring tomorrow, bye
Tuesday 30th,
Hello Mr Mancini, Anything changed, I'm afraid Mr Mancini is not at work today he has had a nervous breakdown, ok I will ring tomorrow.
Wednesday 31st,
Hello Mr Mancini , anything changed, yesa you sona of a biga bitcha, youa cana playa fora the blueabirdsa, the samea arrangementa asa a lasta yeara, don't thinka youa hearda the lasta ofa thisa, i willa geta youa backa, I willa geta mya bigga bossa to buya the blueabirdsa, and makea thema disapeara.
Saturday 10th September,
Craig Bellamy No 39, scores a hat trick against Doncaster rovers, after 1st game back.
Then I woke up.
Nice dream mate, I normally have nightmares, that was well thought out. Mamma Mia.
Re: Craig Bellamy update pat 2!
Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:09 pm
After reading that I'm now reaching for the Nurofen and a fluent Manchester speaker! 
Re: Craig Bellamy update pat 2!
Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:17 pm
Looks like my dream is become a reality, now all I have to do is dream about those six numbers.