darcy blakes magnificent tits

As a change of angle from the bellamy saga

how many garibaldi bisquits would it take to bribe darcy blake into jiggling his tits for my retarded grandfather?

As a change of angle from the bellamy saga

how many garibaldi bisquits would it take to bribe darcy blake into jiggling his tits for my retarded grandfather?

Grand total of seven. All because a lady loves Milk Tray.

Packets or boxes?

it took 4 individual bisquits,

do you think ben turner would show me a picture of his mothers oversized labia for a kit kat ?

ben turner wasnt having none of it so ive asked tom heaton to draw me a portrait of his retarded cocker spaniels tw*t being poked with a stick in exchange for half a twix

now that darcy blake has moved in with pippa middleton im diverting my attention to jordan mutch and wondering if he would let me finger his gran for a fiver

now that darcy blake has moved in with pippa middleton im diverting my attention to jordan mutch and wondering if he would let me finger his gran for a fiver

who are you?
can we be bff's!?

Your posts are amazing

i used to be kanye wests scrotum scraper til harry redknapp found me in a skip and made me live under his cheeks

ive had no luck with jordan mutch,his gran has taken out an injunction against me,does anyone know where mark hudson lives?
i want to offer him twenty five overweight bisexual golfers in exchange for a tit wank off his parrot

Any luck with Mutch yet?

success,i can safely say that mark hudsons parrot gives the most complete tit wank this side of the river ganges,as i bonus i also got to keep five of my overweight bisexual golfers which i plan to put with four litres of chris moyles arse sweat and offer them to craig noone in exchange for ten orange crayons that have been up his bum

stop of at jeremy beadles house on the way for a hand job, also can you scrape some plaque of rudy's teeth ?

Does anyone know where wee jimmy krankie lives?
I want to sniff his pants while watching bagpuss on betamax

Does anyone know where wee jimmy krankie lives?
I want to sniff his pants while watching bagpuss on betamax

You're better than that!!

Peter Thorne let me swim in his koi pond for a pack of wagon wheels. It was a Tuesday if I remember correctly

I saw Colonel Oliver North and Kenny Hibbet arguing while using
A 12 volt De Walt trying to drill for shale gas on a side street in Sully.

A crazy scene continued and they were led away by Inspector George Gently
Before being lightly fingered in the back of the police car.
All the while, Paul Potts was singing an opera version of White Riot in the background.

Far too many class A's have been ingested on here

Has anyone got david marshalls phone number ?
Ive a picture of jimmy carr giving bear grylls a rim job and i want to swap it for marshalls handicapped gerbil collection

Has anyone got david marshalls phone number ?
Ive a picture of jimmy carr giving bear grylls a rim job and i want to swap it for marshalls handicapped gerbil collection

You should do stand up! The forum's Frankie Boyle.