TODAY I WAS ASKED ..........

To leave my local swimming pool as the large bulge in my speedos was upsetting some of the swimmers, I pointed out another guy with similar trunks and asked why he hasn't been asked to leave the pool.The lifeguard replied because he hasn't shit himself.

To leave my local swimming pool as the large bulge in my speedos was upsetting some of the swimmers, I pointed out another guy with similar trunks and asked why he hasn't been asked to leave the pool.The lifeguard replied because he hasn't shit himself.

Miserable sods, what swimming pool was that?

To leave my local swimming pool as the large bulge in my speedos was upsetting some of the swimmers, I pointed out another guy with similar trunks and asked why he hasn't been asked to leave the pool.The lifeguard replied because he hasn't shit himself.

Miserable sods, what swimming pool was that?

....going to the game mate?

A friend of mine used to to have a pair of black trunks with the name "Speedo" written in large letters across the backside.
Unfortunately the "S" got worn away and he had to throw them out because he kept getting beaten up in the pool!!!

:lol: ....going to the game mate?

No mate play 5 aside 7-8pm on wednesday's and dont like friendlies.