Strange memory's

I was thinking earlier about strange events that have happended over the years and one that sprung to mind was a good few years ago.

I'd got the dreaded piles so went to doctor and he shoved a supository up my arse, gave me prescription then sent me on my way. I picked up the said medicinal compounds on my way home without much of a thought. Anyway following evening I was having a spot of difficulty inserting this funny looking capsule up my Johnny Rotten so asked the wife for some assistance, reluctantly she agreed so I assumed the position. She placed her right hand on my right shoulder and was about to place said evil device when I let out a pearcing scream..

"I haven't put in yet" says she in somewhat dissapointed tone of voice

"I know" I blurted out, "I've just realised the doctor had both hands on my shoulders"