just found this on Football Rumours

Malky Mackay looking to sign John Eustace and Martin Taylor from Watford this week before coming back for Sean Dyche, Elton John, Edith the tea lady and 5 ball boys and 2 sets of corner flags. All Done deals will be sorted by middle of July - combined fees of £16 million - CCFC looking to emulate Watford and finish 14th in Championship next season - Come on You Bluebirds

And 9000 of there supporters

what about there grow lights

we also changing our kit to yellow and re-naming the city

The Martin Taylor bit I can well believe Malki would go for but the rest I'm struggling to believe.