nor do i know somebody who once walked the dog of a professional footballer. i have never had a sister who has dated a football scout or agent nor have i heard any new news on the grapevine of new signings

also a rumour that i have been communicating with a player via paper cups and string is purely speculative and fictional.
i also havent slept with ryan giggs....
so basically everything i have to say is purely my opinion on here and thus should probably be ignored

that is all