Man City Evening News stuns swans fans

The Manchester observer has confirmed that any travelleing gippos with a sloping forehead and wearing shellsuits holding their mams hand in an uncomfortable fashion will not be allowed to bring their caravans within a 25 mile radius of eastlands for the opening game of the season, All caravans, donkeys and stolen austin allegros will be turned around at junction 22 of the M5. Police are aware that many of the 14 travelling pikeys who saved their giros for the big trip will use their DSS cards to claim they are looking for work, however undercover police are confident that most will resemble a toothless unwashed sausage jockey covered in coal.

Rather West Ham away any day !

Austi Allegro - my dad had one of them in 1984 lol wonder if it is still kicking about Sketty.

Hey man ! go easy on the donkeys and pikey,s! Shouldn,t insult them by quoting them in the same breath as the "Jacks".

getting boring now i must say.and just a thought dont you think its a bit of a kick in the teeth still doing this ayatollah thing?it was ok years back,but to still be doing it after many british soldiers have died in the areas were they slap ther heads,i think its a bit out order..

obviously not boring enough for you to not reply.... better put 50p back in your meter if you want to keep watching. Who did you hire from cardiff to read these posts to you ? must be hard squinting at a computer by candlelight. if you cant take banter... go back to your inbred clan you scabby jak

link?