Little Johnny

Little Johnny was sitting on the front porch with his two friends. The first friend says my dad`s so cool he can eat four burgers in one meal.The second boy says thats nothing my dad can eat six in one meal. Little Johnny starts laughing and says my dad can eat lightbulbs. The two boys tell Johnny he is crazy. Little Johnny explains I was passing my parents room last night when my father said "Honey turn out that light I want to eat that thing!!"


Joke of the day?

mediocre to say the least.

how do you hit a clown of a swing?? Hit him in the face with an axe haha. Joke of the day? or am I the only 1 that type of humor

mediocre to say the least.

how do you hit a clown of a swing?? Hit him in the face with an axe haha. Joke of the day? or am I the only 1 that type of humor

Funny in a roundabout way.

mediocre to say the least.

how do you hit a clown of a swing?? Hit him in the face with an axe haha. Joke of the day? or am I the only 1 that type of humor

Funny in a roundabout way.

you have to admit it brought a smile to your face?

I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:

"Here, love, I'll change gear for you."

I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:

"Here, love, I'll change gear for you."

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