Fill in the blank.....

There is more chance of___________________________________than Annis and Dave Jones going on holiday together!

Alright then, I'll go first!

"Lionel Messi signing for City"

carl getting a hug (or friendly man kiss) off TLG

carl getting a hug (or friendly man kiss) off TLG

Carl wanting a hug (or friendly man kiss) off TLG!

The Trust making a statement on documentgate

---annis going on about DJ for another 3months ----

---annis going on about DJ for another 3months ----

Swansea Town spending two seasons in the Premier League...

There is more chance of_"Kelly Brooks refusing to have sex with me"_______than Annis and Dave Jones going on holiday together.
If she rings me anymore, i'm going to have to change my number, I will keep you all updated.

There is more chance of Swansea City WINNING the Premiership than Annis and Dave Jones going on holiday together!!

Just ain't not ever gonna happen....

There is more chance of_Canton stand Baz knocking out the Nukes than Annis and Dave Jones going on holiday together!

More chance of sticking a nob of anchor butter up a cats arse with a warm fork!!!

The Jacks paying the rent

There is more chance of_the aamb going an hour without another Earnshaw thread starting upthan Annis and Dave Jones going on holiday together!

There is more chance of Chopra giving up the drink than Annis and Dave Jones going on holiday together!

More chance of Chopra walking past willie hill

More chance of Rio Ferdinand asking Jay Boyhroyd to front his #stayonyourfeet movement!
(twitter based joke)

carl getting a hug (or friendly man kiss) off TLG

ok everyone very funny

more chance of this messageboard not mentioning the jacks than annis and dj to go on holiday