At work today

before i got to work today my boss was interviewing a bloke for a job that was going she said he seemed ok while she was talking to him and give him the job there and then and said he starts monday but that all changed when he got up stumbled to the door and nearly went head first into the wall haha! she then told him to press the big button on the wall which will open the door for him but instead he knocked the lights off in the corrider ... so when he finally realised what button to press he stumble into revolving doors tried getting out but he couldn't so when he managed to get out of the building and the property he stumbled down by the royal mint where then the reception had a phonecall the bloke who was in the building is now in the middle of the road with a cut neck !! the bloke was pissed as a fart !!

can anyone on here say they have turned up to a job interview pissed as a fart??

before i got to work today my boss was interviewing a bloke for a job that was going she said he seemed ok while she was talking to him and give him the job there and then and said he starts monday but that all changed when he got up stumbled to the door and nearly went head first into the wall haha! she then told him to press the big button on the wall which will open the door for him but instead he knocked the lights off in the corrider ... so when he finally realised what button to press he stumble into revolving doors tried getting out but he couldn't so when he managed to get out of the building and the property he stumbled down by the royal mint where then the reception had a phonecall the bloke who was in the building is now in the middle of the road with a cut neck !! the bloke was pissed as a fart !!

can anyone on here say they have turned up to a job interview pissed as a fart??

i used to drink 2 cans of bow before rugby, but never an interview

thats normal though aint it haha! na no me.. ive drunk before work but thats like when its last day before breaking up for new year or christmas

it was normal in the team i played for
i have been drunk in work, but that because i used to run a pub

lucky you lol id love to run a pub probs drink the profits mind

lucky you lol id love to run a pub probs drink the profits mind

it wasnt by choice, my boss sadly became ill.
would never ever do it again, its stresssful as fek, actually yes i would, someone needs to buy a pub
that year is a toal blurrrr

lucky you lol id love to run a pub probs drink the profits mind

it wasnt by choice, my boss sadly became ill.
would never ever do it again, its stresssful as fek, actually yes i would, someone needs to buy a pub
that year is a toal blurrrr

I loved working in the pub game, been out of it 8 years now but had some of the best nights doing that.

best years of my short life so far.
country pub, with great locals, never closed before the early hours, locked the doors, and drunk whiskey around an open log fire, while talking absulute bollocks.
wake up feeling like shite, open up and think to myself im never doing that again, that lasted until about 7pm that evening in a continuous cycle!
get the waitresses involved and everyones a winner


PTB move down and we will buy a pub.

kareoke nights every wedsnesday in memory of that dead man who name escapes, may he never walk alone!!!!LEGEND

best years of my short life so far.
country pub, with great locals, never closed before the early hours, locked the doors, and drunk whiskey around an open log fire, while talking absulute bollocks.
wake up feeling like shite, open up and think to myself im never doing that again, that lasted until about 7pm that evening in a continuous cycle!
get the waitresses involved and everyones a winner


PTB move down and we will buy a pub.

kareoke nights every wedsnesday in memory of that dead man who name escapes, may he never walk alone!!!!LEGEND

Sounds like a f*cking plan - we can even toast real dead people on a Monday - that'll get folk in!

what was his name, its bugging me?

Gerry Rafferty.........not to be confused with that other Gerry c**t....


Just secured a two year deal with Chops for the new pub - this time next year we'll be millionaires

Gerry Rafferty.........not to be confused with that other Gerry c**t....


Just secured a two year deal with Chops for the new pub - this time next year we'll be millionaires

may he rest in peace

i used to run a pub with jeff hemmerman city legend
your knocking on you may remember him
as for running a pub with chops, i guess i wont be needed

Gerry Rafferty.........not to be confused with that other Gerry c**t....


Just secured a two year deal with Chops for the new pub - this time next year we'll be millionaires

may he rest in peace

i used to run a pub with jeff hemmerman city legend
your knocking on you may remember him
as for running a pub with chops, i guess i wont be needed

I meant as a customer - would be pointless running the fucker with him!

I'm ONLY 31

31

uphill paper round, seems it must have been uphill the otherside aswell

f**k chops, JLS does it properly, that c**t went out 3 nights on the spin, good work that man

31

uphill paper round, seems it must have been uphill the otherside aswell

f**k chops, JLS does it properly, that c**t went out 3 nights on the spin, good work that man

That's cos he's Premier League

Uphill? I covered from Carmarthen to Clydebank every morning in 3 hours

Im not sure Milly has every actually been sober

Im not sure Milly has every actually been sober

atleast when im pissed in cardiff now, i can change the words to my song