cant wait til tmrw

im going to boot my dog up the arse twice

shave my pubes


then puke outside a church

im going to boot my dog up the arse twice

shave my pubes


then puke outside a church

Fair play ,you made me

tmrw im looking forward to

wanking on the bus

following through

and throwing a bag of dog shit at a shopkeeper

tmrw im looking forward to

wanking on the bus

following through

and throwing a bag of dog shit at a shopkeeper

Update, please!

tmrw im looking forward to

wanking on the bus

following through

and throwing a bag of dog shit at a shopkeeper

Update, please!

The bus was late so he could'nt come on the bus!

i followed through before i got to bus stop so i had to throw a bag of my own shit at some bloke in spar,

my wank was incomplete due to high winds

Finished my wank

Got fingered by an otter

And smeared bull semen on noel edmonds knees

I was expecting you couldn't wait for Slade to be sacked.

I'm going to have a tattoo of Remi Moses on my heal and a packet of Reese's pieces
Whilst watching prisoner cell block h in Albanian

Can't wait

Hope the heal will h... Get better!