Tank and the "Swansea Youth"

I can confirm Tank and the boys have had their Jurrsey breakfastses and are decked out in their "£110 prick" parrrradar jumpers ready for the day in the big smoke. As it is, they're nearing Haverfordwest and Jonny the Brains has said that this is "good progress like, but we've gotta get there now cos they are our pride innit".

More updates from the Youth on their big day out to follow.


If you're one of the few who are unaware of the Youth, watch these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y2GjrH4 ... r_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgBzt2q_ ... r_embedded

Haa class mate! Your probably right to

Latest news from the youth as they reach Aberystwyth... "It's fuckin goin' off up there mun, we gotta get there now like."

Though Tank was confused by the locals telling him he's "gone the wrong way, boy bach", the youth are staying resilient and ploughing their way through three bottles of white lightning. Each. All the stops are pulled out for the big day, these drinks cost them about a tenner you know.

Ever the efficient organiser, Johnny the Brains has ordered everyone to calm down and is studying the map trying to find "Rizlas" while muttering "what's all these pricks on about a big smoke for, there's nowhere on here that sounds like Lamberts, Richmonds or Marlboro mush."

Latest news from the youth; they've just made it to Nottingham, finally, and are hunting down the "fuckin' wankers" who ran from Cameron and the boys.

No word on whether they actually plan on going to Wembley now. The Jursey breakfastses are starting to wear off now though so some of the lads are perving on the Hooters girls, though they haven't been allowed in because they "look about twelve".