Holidays !! the most embarrassing thing

You have ever done ? Mine is whilst on Holiday in Zante with my Girlfriend (Now Wife) hired a motorbike and went out for the evening. Popped into a taverna and got absolutely smashed. So it was time to ride the bike back to our Apartment. So Picture it the taverna was packed outside and i got on the bike started it up and the bike wouldn't move. Everyone outside the Taverna was crying laughing on the floor. I only still had the bike chained to this 5 bar gate . My Girlfriend was like i think i better ride back. But her one attempt nearly resulted in several passer bys nearly been run over. So it was decided i was the better option. We took off got to the first bend i lent the bike into the bend and the Girlfriend started to lean the other way to straighten the bike up. We nearly ended up in the hedge with a massive audience rolling around on the floor.

my dad gave me the rest of his coke. (somewhere in spain), i drank it..only to have a fly go down my throat and it was wine....i was bout 11 the prick caught the fly and chucked it in the coke bottle

I was on a lads' holiday in Magaluf and we went to the beach for the afternoon all of a sudden I felt a massive urge to have a shit, my stomach was turning and i knew that moment I had caught a stomach bug I ran to a quiet corner but didn't make it in time and i shat myself I was stuck hiding behind a pillar whilst my mates were pissing themselves laughing until one of them brought my towel over I wrapped it around myself and dived into the sea to clean myself and walked back to our hotel with just a towel covering me

I was on a lads' holiday in Magaluf and we went to the beach for the afternoon all of a sudden I felt a massive urge to have a shit, my stomach was turning and i knew that moment I had caught a stomach bug I ran to a quiet corner but didn't make it in time and i shat myself I was stuck hiding behind a pillar whilst my mates were pissing themselves laughing until one of them brought my towel over I wrapped it around myself and dived into the sea to clean myself and walked back to our hotel with just a towel covering me

wow....

I was on a lads' holiday in Magaluf and we went to the beach for the afternoon all of a sudden I felt a massive urge to have a shit, my stomach was turning and i knew that moment I had caught a stomach bug I ran to a quiet corner but didn't make it in time and i shat myself I was stuck hiding behind a pillar whilst my mates were pissing themselves laughing until one of them brought my towel over I wrapped it around myself and dived into the sea to clean myself and walked back to our hotel with just a towel covering me

wow....

Yeah I was 18 at the time I'm now 34 and still remember it like yesterday

I was on a lads' holiday in Magaluf and we went to the beach for the afternoon all of a sudden I felt a massive urge to have a shit, my stomach was turning and i knew that moment I had caught a stomach bug I ran to a quiet corner but didn't make it in time and i shat myself I was stuck hiding behind a pillar whilst my mates were pissing themselves laughing until one of them brought my towel over I wrapped it around myself and dived into the sea to clean myself and walked back to our hotel with just a towel covering me

That sounds like a shit situation

You have ever done ? Mine is whilst on Holiday in Zante with my Girlfriend (Now Wife) hired a motorbike and went out for the evening. Popped into a taverna and got absolutely smashed. So it was time to ride the bike back to our Apartment. So Picture it the taverna was packed outside and i got on the bike started it up and the bike wouldn't move. Everyone outside the Taverna was crying laughing on the floor. I only still had the bike chained to this 5 bar gate . My Girlfriend was like i think i better ride back. But her one attempt nearly resulted in several passer bys nearly been run over. So it was decided i was the better option. We took off got to the first bend i lent the bike into the bend and the Girlfriend started to lean the other way to straighten the bike up. We nearly ended up in the hedge with a massive audience rolling around on the floor.

Me and the wife came off a motorbike in Zante twenty odd years ago, ended up in hospital being bandaged up, we were forced off the road by a local idiot in a car, who drove straight at us, we were on our way back from a quiet beach one evening, obviously it spoilt the holiday.

Magaluf last year, we went to this one pub every night as a starting point and there were these two girls always trying to sell us shots. One of them was simply stunning and the other was a monster (that’s putting it nicely). We all fancied a crack at the nice one and she told me that if I let her mate put whipped cream on my nipples and lick it off she would give me a blowjob.

Took me a few minutes to consider it but thought it was worth it for the blow job. So in a middle of this busy pub this huge ugly scotish girl is licking whipped cream from my chest and the DJ is ripping the piss into me and the whole pub cheering her on.

The sacrifices you make for women and luckily I did get that blow job.

Magaluf last year, we went to this one pub every night as a starting point and there were these two girls always trying to sell us shots. One of them was simply stunning and the other was a monster (that’s putting it nicely). We all fancied a crack at the nice one and she told me that if I let her mate put whipped cream on my nipples and lick it off she would give me a blowjob.

Took me a few minutes to consider it but thought it was worth it for the blow job. So in a middle of this busy pub this huge ugly scotish girl is licking whipped cream from my chest and the DJ is ripping the piss into me and the whole pub cheering her on.

The sacrifices you make for women and luckily I did get that blow job.

Studly strikes again

those of you who know me, i have way too many to mention but the best was this


we went to benidorm on a fag run for my mate and after spending the entire night in Cafe Benidorm we finally got back to the hotel at 8 am, anyway after about an hours sleep my mate who financed the trip for his fags decided to get everybody up at 9am, so he could get all the fags early, now i was in a state of semi coma and next thing i heard was him banging f**k out of the boys room next door to get them up
Then all of a sudden i heard a womans voice say to him ''excuse me can you be a little bit quieter, we have just lost our father'' in which my mate replied '' its ok love theres 8 of us we will find him for you nowin no time'' at this stage i thought OMG what the f**k did he say then.................then she opened her appartment door and showed him her fathers body


and all this was done with one of the loudest men in the rhondda

those of you who know me, i have way too many to mention but the best was this


we went to benidorm on a fag run for my mate and after spending the entire night in Cafe Benidorm we finally got back to the hotel at 8 am, anyway after about an hours sleep my mate who financed the trip for his fags decided to get everybody up at 9am, so he could get all the fags early, now i was in a state of semi coma and next thing i heard was him banging f**k out of the boys room next door to get them up
Then all of a sudden i heard a womans voice say to him ''excuse me can you be a little bit quieter, we have just lost our father'' in which my mate replied '' its ok love theres 8 of us we will find him for you nowin no time'' at this stage i thought OMG what the f**k did he say then.................then she opened her appartment door and showed him her fathers body


and all this was done with one of the loudest men in the rhondda

That made me Laugh

those of you who know me, i have way too many to mention but the best was this


we went to benidorm on a fag run for my mate and after spending the entire night in Cafe Benidorm we finally got back to the hotel at 8 am, anyway after about an hours sleep my mate who financed the trip for his fags decided to get everybody up at 9am, so he could get all the fags early, now i was in a state of semi coma and next thing i heard was him banging f**k out of the boys room next door to get them up
Then all of a sudden i heard a womans voice say to him ''excuse me can you be a little bit quieter, we have just lost our father'' in which my mate replied '' its ok love theres 8 of us we will find him for you nowin no time'' at this stage i thought OMG what the f**k did he say then.................then she opened her appartment door and showed him her fathers body


and all this was done with one of the loudest men in the rhondda

Oh feck

I was on a lads' holiday in Magaluf and we went to the beach for the afternoon all of a sudden I felt a massive urge to have a shit, my stomach was turning and i knew that moment I had caught a stomach bug I ran to a quiet corner but didn't make it in time and i shat myself I was stuck hiding behind a pillar whilst my mates were pissing themselves laughing until one of them brought my towel over I wrapped it around myself and dived into the sea to clean myself and walked back to our hotel with just a towel covering me

hahahaha that's a story and a half