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HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 4:16 pm

outside my flat this is a green banking which dogs keep shitting on and its doing my head in! ... does anyone know what i can put on the grass that will stop them! .... tbh it`s got to the stange where i dont care if it kills them [sorry pet lovers] :ayatollah:

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 4:25 pm

AHERNE wrote:outside my flat this is a green banking which dogs keep shitting on and its doing my head in! ... does anyone know what i can put on the grass that will stop them! .... tbh it`s got to the stange where i dont care if it kills them [sorry pet lovers] :ayatollah:


Poison them or install a high frequency sound transmitter that human's cant hear.

maplins have them.

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 5:19 pm

AHERNE wrote:outside my flat this is a green banking which dogs keep shitting on and its doing my head in! ... does anyone know what i can put on the grass that will stop them! .... tbh it`s got to the stange where i dont care if it kills them [sorry pet lovers] :ayatollah:

Install a cctv. Film them and there owners then give it to the council. Failing that buy yourself an air gun.

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 5:23 pm

a fence :lol:

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 5:25 pm

Take a photo or Video would be even better of the dogs if you can then show it to the owners ,if they dont do anything about it ,take it to the police once you fined out who the owners are. The problem is ,if you put something on the gress and it do kill the dogs ,you then will end up in court.

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 5:50 pm

But yourself a dog turd scooper thing, a bucket and several hundred of those self self plastic/paper (made from recyled paper obviously) envelopes. Go out to said banking and collect all the turds from our little hairy friends (no offence to jack bastards intended) placing them carefully in your bucket. On return to your flat, very carefully insert a ripe turd into each envelope then seal. Some pre addressed lables would be handy here as I, errrmm some bloke down the pub I mean, find it very difficult to write on an evenlope filled with dog shit. The "package" should be addressed to Mr Dave Jones c/o CCS, Sloper Road Cardiff.

For next weeks project you'll need to have ready some sticky back plastic, 10kg of phosphate based fertiliser, a couple of old watches that still work, some high resistance wire, a bag of sugar, one of those little square batteries, a soldering iron and several bottles of Magners.

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 6:00 pm

AHERNE wrote:outside my flat this is a green banking which dogs keep shitting on and its doing my head in! ... does anyone know what i can put on the grass that will stop them! .... tbh it`s got to the stange where i dont care if it kills them [sorry pet lovers] :ayatollah:



EAT IT! :lol:

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 6:23 pm

Move ?? :lol: :lol:

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 6:31 pm

buy a high powered air rifle and go to town on the filthy fackers.. from a distance of course.. they'll have to pick the dog shit up then before they ring the police...

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 6:40 pm

go shit outside their kennel ;)

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 7:25 pm

Easy a f*cking toilet. Just remember to flush it every day :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 7:31 pm

papa wrote:go shit outside their kennel ;)

:lol:

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 7:34 pm

welshcitydragon wrote:Take a photo or Video would be even better of the dogs if you can then show it to the owners ,if they dont do anything about it ,take it to the police once you fined out who the owners are. The problem is ,if you put something on the gress and it do kill the dogs ,you then will end up in court.


I can see it now on crimewatch with the rouges gallery of these dogs on it. Or a photofit has any one seen this Dog answers to the name of Rex.
Then the following week when they tell you who they caught "Last month information led to the conviction of a Pit Bull terrier called Tyson who shat on Ahenes banking, He was given a supervision order and ordered to do 25 hours community service walking the blind. He is now leading Swansea City fans to Wembley. He was ordered back to Court after eating 3 of them and spitting them out on the pavement because he didn't like the taste. :lol: :lol: Sorry Chief could not resist :D

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 7:43 pm

AHERNE wrote:outside my flat this is a green banking which dogs keep shitting on and its doing my head in! ... does anyone know what i can put on the grass that will stop them! .... tbh it`s got to the stange where i dont care if it kills them [sorry pet lovers] :ayatollah:

its a hate of mine at the parks,i cant believe people allow there dogs to shyt on the football pitches :( :( :ayatollah:

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 10:50 pm

Find the owners of the dogs and rub their fooking noses in it :lol:

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 10:57 pm

samuelarthurbrains wrote:Find the owners of the dogs and rub their fooking noses in it :lol:

the shit outside my flat is like furniture! i sat on one dollup thinking it was a new bench!

Re: HELP WANTED REGARDING DOG SHIT

Fri May 27, 2011 11:02 pm

Take it out on the owners, not the dogs :ayatollah: :ayatollah: