JOKE THREAD
Sat May 14, 2011 12:00 pm
I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks. 
Re: JOKE THREAD
Sat May 14, 2011 12:03 pm
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door and asked if I'd like to let Jesus into my home.
"Jesus can come in" I said, "but you can f**k off."
"Jesus can come in" I said, "but you can f**k off."
Re: JOKE THREAD
Sat May 14, 2011 12:04 pm
I walked up to the man on the beach, "Excuse me.. Your dog burst my son's lilo."
"Sorry about that. How much was it? I'll pay for a new one," He said.
"It's not so much the cost," I replied, "It's more about the fact that he was about 30 f*cking metres out to sea when it happened. I want you to tell his mum that Search and Rescue are still looking for him."
"Sorry about that. How much was it? I'll pay for a new one," He said.
"It's not so much the cost," I replied, "It's more about the fact that he was about 30 f*cking metres out to sea when it happened. I want you to tell his mum that Search and Rescue are still looking for him."
Re: JOKE THREAD
Sat May 14, 2011 12:05 pm
seve ballasteros was buried in the same grave as his father, he will be 1 over par!
Re: JOKE THREAD
Sat May 14, 2011 12:15 pm
AHERNE wrote:seve ballasteros was buried in the same grave as his father, he will be 1 over par!
Thats only because they couldn't get him under Pa
Re: JOKE THREAD
Sat May 14, 2011 1:08 pm
Just watching the Seve Ballesteros funeral on the TV. Who was that f*cking idiot at the graveside shouting 'Get in the hole!'?