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new manager

Thu May 12, 2011 6:23 pm

do you think the new manager should be decided by who can stuff the most chicken nuggets into their bell end ?

if so my moneys on jock stein

Re: new manager

Thu May 12, 2011 6:24 pm

Winner of today's most surreal post!

Re: new manager

Wed May 25, 2011 5:05 pm

Its been revealed on euronews that di matteo can only manage 2:5 nuggets whereas eddie may once managed 250 should we get eddie back or look for a younger manager with a less flexible foreskin ?

Re: new manager

Mon May 30, 2011 8:46 am

Sam allardice has ruled himself out of the running for the cardiff job as he is the owner of a front bum and therefore unable to discover how many chicken based products he can force into his foreskin

Re: new manager

Mon May 30, 2011 8:48 am

This is NOT pointless! I just pissed myself laughing...... :laughing3:

Re: new manager

Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:05 pm

How many processed meat products do you think young malky can insert into his sex parts?

Re: new manager

Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:08 pm

moz-dublin wrote:How many processed meat products do you think young malky can insert into his sex parts?

my friend once put a starburst in his foreskin then this kid ate it.. he didnt know..we did...twas funny

Re: new manager

Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:12 pm

Was the kid grey haired and scottish or was it malky?

Re: new manager

Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:32 pm

How long would the chicken nuggets need to be out of the frier before you try? :o

Re: new manager

Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:54 am

They dont make it to the frier.
In order to avoid greasy bellend the nuggets must be frozen,dipped in the ganges and blessed by buddha himself