JOKES!
Wed May 11, 2011 6:33 pm
Two lesbians broke into my home earlier, and started raping my mrs, I tried my hardest but all i could do was knock one out!
**SKY BREAKING NEWS**
23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in dublin. Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first ever no more nails bomb!
Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decide to take them in to the police.... Mick says "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "Well then we'll just tell them we found two!"
Paddy's painting the living room when his wife walks in and can't believe what a good job hes done, but the sweat is dripping off him, she asks "Why are you wearing a leather coat and a Parker?" Paddy says "Helllllloooooo, Read the f*cking tin! It says for best results put on 2 coats!"
The wife rang me and said "You'd better come to the Hospital, my mother hasn't got long to live!" I replied "But what about Cardiff v Swansea!" She said "record it and watch it later!" - You should have seen the look on her face when a mate turned up with the camera and tripod!!!
**SKY BREAKING NEWS**
23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in dublin. Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first ever no more nails bomb!
Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decide to take them in to the police.... Mick says "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "Well then we'll just tell them we found two!"
Paddy's painting the living room when his wife walks in and can't believe what a good job hes done, but the sweat is dripping off him, she asks "Why are you wearing a leather coat and a Parker?" Paddy says "Helllllloooooo, Read the f*cking tin! It says for best results put on 2 coats!"
The wife rang me and said "You'd better come to the Hospital, my mother hasn't got long to live!" I replied "But what about Cardiff v Swansea!" She said "record it and watch it later!" - You should have seen the look on her face when a mate turned up with the camera and tripod!!!
Re: JOKES!
Wed May 11, 2011 6:36 pm
quite enjoyed that might use one on my facebook in a bit lol
Re: JOKES!
Wed May 11, 2011 7:08 pm
2blue2handle wrote::lol: quite enjoyed that
Carry on fella!
Re: JOKES!
Wed May 11, 2011 8:09 pm
Then again I laugh at millys jokes so that's not saying much lol