JOKES
Wed May 11, 2011 1:31 pm
Seve Ballesteros has just been buried with his father. He is now 1 over par.
President Obama has just revealed where U.S. Forces found Bin Laden. Apparently spent the last 10 years in the Welsh FA trophy room.
I woke up last week to the news thats the worlds most hated man had been killed.
Imagine my disappointment when I turned on Sky news to realise it wasnt Alan Tate.
Kate McCaan has a lovely tan at the moment. I guess its because she has been lying in the Sun all week.
I bet Bin Laden wished he hadnt filled in that Census Form now.
Prince William must be going on honeymoon to Wales, cos ive lip read him talking to Harry and he said that he was going to Bangor all weekend.
My mate said to me his wife has had her credit cards stolen. I said, Have you reported it to the police?
He said no way, the thief is spending less on the cards than my wife.
Boy says to his grandma - Gran have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD.
Grandma replys - Dont worry about the pills, have you seen the Dragons in the kitchen?
President Obama has just revealed where U.S. Forces found Bin Laden. Apparently spent the last 10 years in the Welsh FA trophy room.
I woke up last week to the news thats the worlds most hated man had been killed.
Imagine my disappointment when I turned on Sky news to realise it wasnt Alan Tate.
Kate McCaan has a lovely tan at the moment. I guess its because she has been lying in the Sun all week.
I bet Bin Laden wished he hadnt filled in that Census Form now.
Prince William must be going on honeymoon to Wales, cos ive lip read him talking to Harry and he said that he was going to Bangor all weekend.
My mate said to me his wife has had her credit cards stolen. I said, Have you reported it to the police?
He said no way, the thief is spending less on the cards than my wife.
Boy says to his grandma - Gran have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD.
Grandma replys - Dont worry about the pills, have you seen the Dragons in the kitchen?