The True QPR verdict.
Thu May 05, 2011 6:54 pm
My source is impeccable - my cat. He's adept at climbing, sneaking into places and murdering little mice.
He told me the punishment has already been determined.
QPR being docked points won't happen. A fine would be meaningless.
Instead, QPR must add a letter to their name for each point that would have been deducted; 11 to be precise. This has been achieved by looking at the impact Faurlin had on the season.
Faurlin scored against Reading - those chose the letters R,E and A.
Faurlin scored against Bristol City - choosing S, T and L and a C.
Sheff Utd decided to buck the system, telling the FA official, "we're out of here, cya pal". Unfortunately, the mobile phone line was pretty poor and the official registered their choice as being C,Y,A,P,A and L. Which, due to occuring after the league portion of the season has ended cannot be appealed.
A late submission was maye to the hearing by Huw Jenkins; he just wanted it made plain his club were fiscally responsible and would never ever cheat; that they only wanted letters that were spelt the Swansea way; as in illegible gibberish. Such a moving plea led to the FA deeming the letter Q being deemed to be illegal. Due to looking like a fat guy with a tiny willy. Much like Paddy Kenny.
As a consequence, Paladini had to make a snap decision. Toying with various permutations, as the clock ticked down and Jeff Stelling was impatiently waiting for an answer, Paladini went with the option he felt fans would embrace.
Henceforth, the FA have ruled that QPR are guilty on all charges. Victims views have been taken into account, and QPR will now be officially known as Crystal Palace.
He told me the punishment has already been determined.
QPR being docked points won't happen. A fine would be meaningless.
Instead, QPR must add a letter to their name for each point that would have been deducted; 11 to be precise. This has been achieved by looking at the impact Faurlin had on the season.
Faurlin scored against Reading - those chose the letters R,E and A.
Faurlin scored against Bristol City - choosing S, T and L and a C.
Sheff Utd decided to buck the system, telling the FA official, "we're out of here, cya pal". Unfortunately, the mobile phone line was pretty poor and the official registered their choice as being C,Y,A,P,A and L. Which, due to occuring after the league portion of the season has ended cannot be appealed.
A late submission was maye to the hearing by Huw Jenkins; he just wanted it made plain his club were fiscally responsible and would never ever cheat; that they only wanted letters that were spelt the Swansea way; as in illegible gibberish. Such a moving plea led to the FA deeming the letter Q being deemed to be illegal. Due to looking like a fat guy with a tiny willy. Much like Paddy Kenny.
As a consequence, Paladini had to make a snap decision. Toying with various permutations, as the clock ticked down and Jeff Stelling was impatiently waiting for an answer, Paladini went with the option he felt fans would embrace.
Henceforth, the FA have ruled that QPR are guilty on all charges. Victims views have been taken into account, and QPR will now be officially known as Crystal Palace.
Re: The True QPR verdict.
Thu May 05, 2011 6:59 pm
I was about to have a bottle of Bud but I think I`ll have a pint of whatever your having.....