" Dave Jones banned. "

Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:56 pm

From Keeping Dogs
The RSPCA have announced that they have banned DJ from keeping dogs. Apparently the reason for their decision is down to fact that he cannot be trusted to hold onto a lead.

Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:03 pm

Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:06 pm

Bluebird64 wrote:From Keeping Dogs
The RSPCA have announced that they have banned DJ from keeping dogs. Apparently the reason for their decision is down to fact that he cannot be trusted to hold onto a lead.

That said the second goal was a right 'howler'

Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:22 pm

Bluebird64 wrote:From Keeping Dogs
The RSPCA have announced that they have banned DJ from keeping dogs. Apparently the reason for their decision is down to fact that he cannot be trusted to hold onto a lead.

Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:23 pm

What can we say about his other record in ' 117 ' games, when City are 1 Nil down, we have come back to Win 10 games in those 6 years years.

Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:50 pm

Apparently they're bringing back The Equaliser TV series. Dave Jones is taking the lead role from Edward Woodward

Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:48 pm

Forever Blue wrote:What can we say about his other record in ' 117 ' games, when City are 1 Nil down, we have come back to Win 10 games in those 6 years years.

Do we have QPr , Norwich and swansea stats to compare ?? Would be interesting

Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:03 pm

I was on the motorway this afternoon and dave jones overtook me.
He was easily doing 100mph
Must be gagging for 3points

Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:18 pm

neathblue85 wrote:I was on the motorway this afternoon and dave jones overtook me.
He was easily doing 100mph
Must be gagging for 3points

Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:43 pm

Q: What's the difference between Dave Jones and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Dave Jones.

Fire brigade phones Dave Jones in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Dave, the CCS is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Dave .
"Well...the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

The groundstaff at the CCS are baffled by the current state of the pitch.The head groundsman commented "I cant understand why our ground is looking so poor considering the amount of shit on it for the last 3 weeks"

Interview with Dekel Keinan "How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'
'Smashing!'
'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'
'Yes - but I couldn't get anyway near it for the Cardiff supporters !'

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Cardiff" are good enough to win the second promotion spot."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Q: What's the difference between a Pyromaniac and Dave Jones?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn't throw away all his matches!