conundrum

if the pope was having a wank in the woods with some bears and fell over,would anyone hear?

the bears would.

if the pope was having a wank in the woods with some bears and fell over,would anyone hear?

and so would god....he's everywhere and hears everything.

god is just dog backwards,maybe the pope goes dogging

god is just dog backwards,maybe the pope goes dogging

dogging with bears.....what kind of fantasy's do you have

mostly ones about leading religeous figures and large hairy aggressive mammals in woodland settings

just went for a wank in the woods with the pope and didnt hear a thing

would the pope wank in the woods without any little boys there ?

if ainsley harriott shoved a custard cream up his rectum, would les denis call the fire brigade?

do you think jeremy clarckson shaves his teeth ?

if ainsley harriott shoved a custard cream up his rectum, would les denis call the fire brigade?

his own rectum or the popes?
either way les dennis is a tight c**t so he wouldnt be arsed to ring the fire brigade,
his boyfriend died of bad aids

What if the pope shoved a custard cream up les dennis's arse while wanking a bear off and watching ready steady cook.
Would anyone hear that ?

What if the pope shoved a custard cream up les dennis's arse while wanking a bear off and watching ready steady cook.
Would anyone hear that ?

Yes.
The pope is so into ready steady cook that he would bring the biscuits in a bag, along with a throw away
waterproof camera and a t shirt with a dolphin on it.

You would hear the bag rustling plus a low humming from the bear.

Would they be custard creams or would he bring his own favourite bisquits ?

Fair play laughed at this , wheres grangend star?? He will bring a good one im sure.

Terrible thing to say , just imagine all those Catholics you are offending and I know a few bears at Bristol zoo that would be very upset.

Kate Humble was actually fired from Springwatch for smuggling endangered birds that she would conceal within her vagina. When questioned by police, she claimed it was just a Sanitory Owl.

Bad choice by kate tho
I once tried using an owl to mop up wank juice when my favourite wank sock got too crusty
They just dont absorb in the way you would expect,i ended up using a road kill badger