Nicknames or sayings for people around you!!!!!

I'm in the canton stand and to my right I have a bloke who every game says " this is the worst ref we've had this year" to my left I've got the" get him off guy" every time someone makes a mistake thas the scream he makes, and directly behind me I've got the frothing from the mouth guy who constantly streams while foaming from the mouth haha

i've got this cockney prick right behind me who doesnt know any of the players names, he calls them by their boot colour! "get off the floor orange boots" has been all i been hearing past few games.....makes me chuckle

I got a guy to the left of me (reedy) who stinks he reply needs a good bath

Lad in front screams 'Ref c**t' every game...except yesterday he Spent the whole day screaming 'pirate c**t' every time Bullard got the ball.
He gets so worked up its hilarious.

My son calls him c**tman.

Got a tool a few rows behind; as soon as a foul by an opponent "All the time ref, book him..."

Which makes him look an absolute bellend when he shouts that after the first foul of the game...

i've got this cockney prick right behind me who doesnt know any of the players names, he calls them by their boot colour! "get off the floor orange boots" has been all i been hearing past few games.....makes me chuckle

Sorry!

Got a tool a few rows behind; as soon as a foul by an opponent "All the time ref, book him..."

Which makes him look an absolute bellend when he shouts that after the first foul of the game...

Haha!!!

A old man the rown next to me always gets out a German flag and always has a Picnic... Picnin Pete
Woman few rows behind me 'Feck em up Citayy bunch of useless kents' Tourettes women
And down the front in Row 116 a group of men whenever we sing or some start off a chant they always give our whole block a look of disgust and they just sit there.. no nickname they just annoy me

Theres a bloke and a girl who sit next to me in Canton stand my mate, Dad and myself call Arthur as he only ever sees half a game due to leaving early for each half and getting back late after half time etc.

Boy in front has been give the name gokart head due to the size of his head which always gets in the way.

"Get the bloody ball!" man.

some bloody guy on the end of the canton by the ninian stand kept shouting on his own 'gaddaffi ... gaddaffi ... gaddaffi is a taffy' done it about 4 times through the game, all on his own

i've got this cockney prick right behind me who doesnt know any of the players names, he calls them by their boot colour! "get off the floor orange boots" has been all i been hearing past few games.....makes me chuckle

shut up black shoes

Some one by me keeps shouting " For f**k sakes Jones why dont you Feck off " And " BEASSSSSSSSSSSST" and the most annoying he keeps shouting "You ran from the Terror squad " at the away fans Oh hang on a minute thats me i am on about here

One in front of me...

"Bloody, Hells Bells". We keep count during the boring games! - AKA Hells Bells

Another yesterday, a real peach...

"Jones, you have ruined this club!" - AKA Twunt

a guy by me stands for the whole game,doesnt make any noise or do anything just stands there,i call him the "CLOWN",i think people by me know him by name as they keep saying for f@ck sake dave jones do something

There's a man by us that gets up 5 or 6 times in each half, then returns just as we sit down. Weak bladder I guess

I'm in the canton stand and to my right I have a bloke who every game says " this is the worst ref we've had this year" to my left I've got the" get him off guy" every time someone makes a mistake thas the scream he makes, and directly behind me I've got the frothing from the mouth guy who constantly streams while foaming from the mouth haha

You must just be to my right because the 'get him off guy' is to my right. We also have the 'stop the cross' and 'lazy Jay' lads behind us. Plus 'murdering scum' who has been quite sedate recently except shouting out obvious tactical changes like '4-4-2... it's not working!!!'.

the guys in the toilets call me, donkey dick??????

Boisterous opinonated chap a couple of seats along from me keeps instructing Jones to get his hands out of his pockets !

Boisterous opinonated chap a couple of seats along from me keeps instructing Jones to get his hands out of his pockets !

That's me. Or maybe not

There's a man by us that gets up 5 or 6 times in each half, then returns just as we sit down. Weak bladder I guess

I am in the row behind you i had him in my row last season glad he moved 1 down done my head rite in, why dont he just sit on the end next to the steps for a quick escape all the times he do go

I have been over in the canton last few games if you been wondering where i been sampling the atmoshere over there as im still undicided whether to renew where i am in 117 or move over there next season, i like it by the away fans just so sick of being told to sit down all the time and havnt been told once in the canton!

What are you going to do next season with the threat of us being moved if we go up?

There's a man by us that gets up 5 or 6 times in each half, then returns just as we sit down. Weak bladder I guess

Sniffing I guess

Ive moved seats due to my ex neighbour! A father and son who are serious manic depressives! Even when we are playing a blinder they got their head in their hands! I've never wanted to elbow someone in the face so much in my life!
MOved back a few rows to escape!

There's a man by us that gets up 5 or 6 times in each half, then returns just as we sit down. Weak bladder I guess

I am in the row behind you i had him in my row last season glad he moved 1 down done my head rite in, why dont he just sit on the end next to the steps for a quick escape all the times he do go

I have been over in the canton last few games if you been wondering where i been sampling the atmoshere over there as im still undicided whether to renew where i am in 117 or move over there next season, i like it by the away fans just so sick of being told to sit down all the time and havnt been told once in the canton!

What are you going to do next season with the threat of us being moved if we go up?

Ah, alright mate! I'm still undecided too, might try and move further back in the Ninian, failing that then become a steward so I can stand all match. Or move to the Canton. I don't like the way the club are trying to push people away from where they want to be. The stewards are getting worse down the front now

I'm in the canton stand and to my right I have a bloke who every game says " this is the worst ref we've had this year" to my left I've got the" get him off guy" every time someone makes a mistake thas the scream he makes, and directly behind me I've got the frothing from the mouth guy who constantly streams while foaming from the mouth haha

You must just be to my right because the 'get him off guy' is to my right. We also have the 'stop the cross' and 'lazy Jay' lads behind us. Plus 'murdering scum' who has been quite sedate recently except shouting out obvious tactical changes like '4-4-2... it's not working!!!'.

MURDERING SCUM!!!!!!!

Hes so funny
He returns from the bar about 10 minutes into the second half every game! Apart from "Murdering Scum!" (aimed at Joey Barton!) his other classic was "Scott Carson will you be watching the World Cup in HD?!!!!"

You fellahs must be near us then I am behind MS just to his left, row W got myself a nickname last year "the leaper' after leaping and boucing 8 rows down to the front after Chops winner against the Jacks!

There is a guy who stands behind me in the Canton stand who we call "twatter" as he gives a running commentary on the game from start to finish.

There's a guy in the row behind me who keeps shouting SQUEEZEfor most of the game, I'd like to squeeze his neck.

I'm in the canton stand and to my right I have a bloke who every game says " this is the worst ref we've had this year" to my left I've got the" get him off guy" every time someone makes a mistake thas the scream he makes, and directly behind me I've got the frothing from the mouth guy who constantly streams while foaming from the mouth haha

You must just be to my right because the 'get him off guy' is to my right. We also have the 'stop the cross' and 'lazy Jay' lads behind us. Plus 'murdering scum' who has been quite sedate recently except shouting out obvious tactical changes like '4-4-2... it's not working!!!'.

MURDERING SCUM!!!!!!!

Hes so funny
He returns from the bar about 10 minutes into the second half every game! Apart from "Murdering Scum!" (aimed at Joey Barton!) his other classic was "Scott Carson will you be watching the World Cup in HD?!!!!"

You fellahs must be near us then I am behind MS just to his left, row W got myself a nickname last year "the leaper' after leaping and boucing 8 rows down to the front after Chops winner against the Jacks!

I'm in row V just to his left!

We sit with all his family so it's good banter. He's completely insane but in a sane way if that makes sense. That Scott Carson one was brilliant. He didn't stop all game!

Ive moved seats due to my ex neighbour! A father and son who are serious manic depressives! Even when we are playing a blinder they got their head in their hands! I've never wanted to elbow someone in the face so much in my life!
MOved back a few rows to escape!

where do you sit? that sounds familiar! though i guess there are plently of people like this around

We used to call one bloke "52 coaches". We were on our way to Bristol City on a bubble trip a few years back and he was in the seat in front of us and must have told 20 people on the phone that we had 52 coaches going to the game