Whats the worst thing you have seen run over?

Mine was a cat heared the squeal before the inevitable popping off guts . Tyre mark through the centre of it looking rather sorry for itself

Myself looking down at my feet, after being run over by a forklift in work

OUCH

Prince Charles was at Windsor castle taking the Range Rover for a spin when one of the Queens Corgi's ran straight under the front wheels. He got out, and kicked the tyre and cursed a bit, and a Geni appeared and said he could grant Charlie one wish.
Charlie said this is my mothers favourite Corgi And could he please bring it back to life. The Genie explained that the Corgie was twenty metres in length and 1" thick and its guts are wrapped round the axle so it is beyond his power, But he said to Charlie he could still have another wish. Charlie said that he would like his wife Camilla to look a little more attractive than she does at the moment. The Genie said.......................................................................LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE FOOKING CORGI !!!!!

Prince Charles was at Windsor castle taking the Range Rover for a spin when one of the Queens Corgi's ran straight under the front wheels. He got out, and kicked the tyre and cursed a bit, and a Geni appeared and said he could grant Charlie one wish.
Charlie said this is my mothers favourite Corgi And could he please bring it back to life. The Genie explained that the Corgie was twenty metres in length and 1" thick and its guts are wrapped round the axle so it is beyond his power, But he said to Charlie he could still have another wish. Charlie said that he would like his wife Camilla to look a little more attractive than she does at the moment. The Genie said.......................................................................LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT THE FOOKING CORGI !!!!!

Lee Naylor......on the Watford pitch, not once but several times.

I tried to get naylor, but he's just too damn agile and fast. he's like a panther

Sarcasm detector just went haywire

run over a pikeys dog,little jack russell,it was the noise of it bouncing around my wheelarch that still lives with me

My cousin when we were young kids on holiday. He swallowed his tounge broke loads of bones and looked like he wasnt gonna make it for a while.

Luckily he did cause he's picking me up in 5 minutes to go to the City Game!!!

My cousin when we were young kids on holiday. He swallowed his tounge broke loads of bones and looked like he wasnt gonna make it for a while.

Luckily he did cause he's picking me up in 5 minutes to go to the City Game!!!