another joke thread

My wife just bought a t-shirt that said "I love hip hop"
I said, "Your t-shirt is missing a few letters"
"Oh shit, really?" she replied, panicking.
I said, "yeah, there should be a 'c' in front of hip and an 's' in front of hop, you fat bitch

Who named Trojan condoms?

The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone's day up.

Doesn't fill me with confidenc