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Cracking Names

Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:56 pm

Robin Banks is one of my favourites but thought this bloke's was quite amusing http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/bendirs/2011 ... _blog.html they're coming out everywhere!!!!

Sandy Beach from America was another that made me chuckle.

Any more?

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:50 am

You're all shitehawks!!!!!

Ann Teak annyone?

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:57 am

Annette Curtain :lol: :lol:

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:59 am

Stan Dupp

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:01 pm

I know of a Doctor Proctor,

What about the Scottish homosexuals, Ben Doon and Phil McCrack ;)

I use to have a chines patient who had a bad hernia, is name was Wun Ang Low

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:04 pm

Huw jass

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:06 pm

Miss Terri Novel

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:07 pm

Horse racing trainer 'Martin Pipe' who named is son DWAIN.. :lol:

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:09 pm

Mike Hunt

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:11 pm

cmorris1927 wrote:Mike Hunt



and his sister Ima, oh don't get me started now for feck sake, i'll be on one all day. :lol:

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:15 pm

Anita Dick

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:16 pm

Harry Kuntz

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:19 pm

ben dover

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:25 pm

Tim Burr

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:54 pm

Dwain Pipe

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:56 pm

Colin Allcars


Used to work with him in my taxi days.

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:57 pm

Isaac hunt :ayatollah:

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:57 pm

Isaac hunt :ayatollah:

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:58 pm

Used to work with a guy called Mick Sturbs :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:06 pm

Claude balls :o

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:58 pm

Bernt Haas a footballer who used to play for west brom

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:27 pm

Our European brothers could include...

Ivor Smaldik?

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:41 pm

I believe there is a Doctor in Caerphilly called Dr Dinn who has a daughter called Anna.

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:49 pm

PtB wrote:Robin Banks is one of my favourites but thought this bloke's was quite amusing http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/bendirs/2011 ... _blog.html they're coming out everywhere!!!!

Sandy Beach from America was another that made me chuckle.

Any more?


The best one of all time has to be........................









Ars Bandeet

I kid you not, he was in the Algrian National Football during the seventies. I used to know a site that had loads of them, I'l try to fing id

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:55 pm

Obvioulsy I meant Algerian.....

What about our old German friend

Stefan Kuntz

Some more from http://www.midfielddynamo.com/players/p ... tnames.htm

Ralf Minge
Quim
Argelico Fucks
Rod Fanni
Bernt Haas (drop the "h")
Fanny Schamp
Johan de Kock
Bongo Christ

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:12 pm

Mick Stupp

Betty Diddent

Neil Downe

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:20 pm

The Russian milk thief:
Ivor knockedabottleoff ;)

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Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:24 pm

Arthur Ritis

Re: Cracking Names

Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:30 pm

bleed_blue wrote:ben dover


and his mother eileen dover