Jon Parkin...

What chants we got for the beaaaast then boys?

get yar beast out
get your beast out

GET YOUR BEAST OUT FOR THE LADS (shakes willy in a helicopter style )

GET YOUR BEAST OUT FOR THE LADS

After he scores WHOFF WHOFF WHO LET THE BEAST OUT

Whats that coming onto the pitch is it a monster is it a monster

Hohoho jolly blue giant

we should just chant '' the beast is gonna get you, beast is gonna get you!'' like we used to with earnie

I only seen the highlights but it seems we at least have a player who is willing to shoot

After he scores WHOFF WHOFF WHO LET THE BEAST OUT

Thats a winner, get the lads going!

JON PARKIN IS HAIRY
AND REALLY f*cking FAT
AND WHEN HE SIGNED FOR CARDIFF HE SAID I FANCY THAT
HE DIDN'T SIGN FOR WEDNESDAY, OR THEM PRICKS THAT SELL THE PEGS
HE SIGNED FOR CARDIFF CITY COZ NEXT DOOR WE HAVE A GREGGS

feed the beast and he will score
feed the beast and he will score

JON PARKIN IS HAIRY
AND REALLY f*cking FAT
AND WHEN HE SIGNED FOR CARDIFF HE SAID I FANCY THAT
HE DIDN'T SIGN FOR WEDNESDAY, OR THEM PRICKS THAT SELL THE PEGS
HE SIGNED FOR CARDIFF CITY COZ NEXT DOOR WE HAVE A GREGGS

That's quality fairplay!

Hes there! hes there! hes every f*cking where! hes the BEAST! hes the BEAST!

Hahahhahaaa

THAT IS QUALTY!! KEEP THEM COMING AS GOOD AS THAT LADS!! GET A COMPETITION GOING FOR THE BEST CHANT FOR THE BEAAAASSSST!!! WON'T BE EASY FINDING A BETTER 1 THAN THAT THOUGH

When he's on the bench "release the beast release the f*cking beast,Jon parkin"

When he's on the bench "release the beast release the f*cking beast,Jon parkin"

JON PARKIN IS HAIRY
AND REALLY f*cking FAT
AND WHEN HE SIGNED FOR CARDIFF HE SAID I FANCY THAT
HE DIDN'T SIGN FOR WEDNESDAY, OR THEM PRICKS THAT SELL THE PEGS
HE SIGNED FOR CARDIFF CITY COZ NEXT DOOR WE HAVE A GREGGS

literally crying laughing

When he's on the bench "release the beast release the f*cking beast,Jon parkin"

JON PARKIN IS HAIRY
AND REALLY f*cking FAT
AND WHEN HE SIGNED FOR CARDIFF HE SAID I FANCY THAT
HE DIDN'T SIGN FOR WEDNESDAY, OR THEM PRICKS THAT SELL THE PEGS
HE SIGNED FOR CARDIFF CITY COZ NEXT DOOR WE HAVE A GREGGS

That's quality fairplay!

Hes there! hes there! hes every f*cking where! hes the BEAST! hes the BEAST!

Both of these are cracking, fair play

Not forgetting, when he scores, we all just have to bellow BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!