I am now entering JACKLAND

I am on a mission to relieve the Jack scum of their eastern european cooked food in an unnamed restaurant. It is £8 to eat all I want - a fortune in a slum where £6 is the average yearly wage.

I have had all my vaccinations, and am approaching the border checkpoint.

Will report back later.

Tip - keep your wallet in your front pockets!

keep safe mate

If you get any problems just bang your head with both hands guarenteed to make the natives try to swim away.We all know they cant really swim theres no water but it seems to amuse them, strange creatures down there.

Thanks for the support lads.

One of them tried biting a chunk out of my arm after mistaking it for a rat on a spit

I swear they can smell their enemy

Thanks for the support lads.

One of them tried biting a chunk out of my arm after mistaking it for a rat on a spit

I swear they can smell their enemy

your avatar,was that your dinner

Hope your jabs are up to date.

Oh no, I wouldn't dare try with him. He's a Roath boy - when he bites your arm, there's no trying. I've got the scars to show