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im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:15 pm

,,, my husbund is away on a young farmers weekend in dorset with his mate hugh faarnly wittingsdale ( i think it is to do with fishermen not throwing fish back or some shit like that anyway) so any one know where a lady like myself could pull her self a bit of young stud , iv been told that barry is full of men who like ladys like me. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: is there any where else thanks in advance mrs rose ramsgate. :o

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:16 pm

:ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Happy New year :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:17 pm

Forever Blue wrote::ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Happy New year :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

,,,,, thanks mate. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:18 pm

if you're going to Barry take a friend, they only do threesomes :lol:

5 mile lane is the place - apparently!!!! :o

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:19 pm

,,,, thanks arri i love three soms. :lol:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:22 pm

arri potta wrote:if you're going to Barry take a friend, they only do threesomes :lol:

5 mile lane is the place - apparently!!!! :o



Yer Your right mate , see you there 3 days ago I was in the 4th car down from you :lol: :lol:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:36 pm

Where have youu been ???

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:53 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:Where have youu been ???

....... hi baz iv been in a little bit of trouble with harry about the affair i had with winston and he would not let me use the computer :lol:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:34 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:,,, my husbund is away on a young farmers weekend in dorset with his mate hugh faarnly wittingsdale ( i think it is to do with fishermen not throwing fish back or some shit like that anyway) so any one know where a lady like myself could pull her self a bit of young stud , iv been told that barry is full of men who like ladys like me. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: is there any where else thanks in advance mrs rose ramsgate. :o


Mrs Ramsgate! You're back! Let me know where you decide on going ;) :lol: :lol:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:38 pm

Have you met Rab Barret??? He's your cup of tea Mrs R!!!!

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:09 pm

Try either Tredegar or Splott Mrs Ramsgate, you can`t go wrong. Apologies for not coming over for Christmas as we arranged, but myself and Lady Gaga brought the horse box over to Ireland as we agreed, to pick up that brace of mules from Ballinsloe horse fair, but we ended up trapped, spending Christmas in Belfast with that bloody nutter Johnny "mad dog" Adair.

What a bloody Christmas it was, the mans bonkers !! He had me and Lady Gaga singing paralmilitary songs, and standing up for the national anthem, and worse still he`s a bloody Gillingham supporter. Anyway enough of that, we eventually made it to Ballinsloe, picked up the two mules and the 307 Kalashnikov rifles to arm the Rhondda Goatkeepers Republican Army`s fight against Japanese imperialism.

On a more serious note, the wife Felicity is suffering problems with her penis, its gravitating to the left, prior to intercourse. Your advice would be very much appreciated.

Needless to say, the beetroot harvest was abysmal this autumn.

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:31 pm

johnbowensbrotherj wrote:Try either Tredegar or Splott Mrs Ramsgate, you can`t go wrong. Apologies for not coming over for Christmas as we arranged, but myself and Lady Gaga brought the horse box over to Ireland as we agreed, to pick up that brace of mules from Ballinsloe horse fair, but we ended up trapped, spending Christmas in Belfast with that bloody nutter Johnny "mad dog" Adair.

What a bloody Christmas it was, the mans bonkers !! He had me and Lady Gaga singing paralmilitary songs, and standing up for the national anthem, and worse still he`s a bloody Gillingham supporter. Anyway enough of that, we eventually made it to Ballinsloe, picked up the two mules and the 307 Kalashnikov rifles to arm the Rhondda Goatkeepers Republican Army`s fight against Japanese imperialism.

On a more serious note, the wife Felicity is suffering problems with her penis, its gravitating to the left, prior to intercourse. Your advice would be very much appreciated.

Needless to say, the beetroot harvest was abysmal this autumn.

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

f*cking hell :lol: :lol:

to make it worse i see youve added me on facebook :shock:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:31 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:,,, my husbund is away on a young farmers weekend in dorset with his mate hugh faarnly wittingsdale ( i think it is to do with fishermen not throwing fish back or some shit like that anyway) so any one know where a lady like myself could pull her self a bit of young stud , iv been told that barry is full of men who like ladys like me. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: is there any where else thanks in advance mrs rose ramsgate. :o

oh i have missed you darling :cry:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:27 pm

johnbowensbrotherj wrote:Try either Tredegar or Splott Mrs Ramsgate, you can`t go wrong. Apologies for not coming over for Christmas as we arranged, but myself and Lady Gaga brought the horse box over to Ireland as we agreed, to pick up that brace of mules from Ballinsloe horse fair, but we ended up trapped, spending Christmas in Belfast with that bloody nutter Johnny "mad dog" Adair.

What a bloody Christmas it was, the mans bonkers !! He had me and Lady Gaga singing paralmilitary songs, and standing up for the national anthem, and worse still he`s a bloody Gillingham supporter. Anyway enough of that, we eventually made it to Ballinsloe, picked up the two mules and the 307 Kalashnikov rifles to arm the Rhondda Goatkeepers Republican Army`s fight against Japanese imperialism.

On a more serious note, the wife Felicity is suffering problems with her penis, its gravitating to the left, prior to intercourse. Your advice would be very much appreciated.

Needless to say, the beetroot harvest was abysmal this autumn.

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


hi jbbj.
this is a coman complaint in philapinian brides i would recomend that you get your self a good soliciter and see if you can get your money back as the complanet of a gravitating penis is incurable , i would recomend a russian bride, not so good in the kitching and allotment but fantastic in the bedroom department :ayatollah: yes i had the same problem with my beetroot crop this year i am thinking of trying to harvest ginger plants this year as there is going to be a lot of demand for ginger beer in the next few years , as the american olympic team head to porth for the next pigeon racing season.

Re: im out on the pull to night

Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:29 pm

milly44 wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:,,, my husbund is away on a young farmers weekend in dorset with his mate hugh faarnly wittingsdale ( i think it is to do with fishermen not throwing fish back or some shit like that anyway) so any one know where a lady like myself could pull her self a bit of young stud , iv been told that barry is full of men who like ladys like me. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: is there any where else thanks in advance mrs rose ramsgate. :o

oh i have missed you darling :cry:

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, iv missed you to milly i cant wait to hold you in my arms again , you are a fantastic kisser. :ayatollah:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:32 pm

Claire wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:,,, my husbund is away on a young farmers weekend in dorset with his mate hugh faarnly wittingsdale ( i think it is to do with fishermen not throwing fish back or some shit like that anyway) so any one know where a lady like myself could pull her self a bit of young stud , iv been told that barry is full of men who like ladys like me. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: is there any where else thanks in advance mrs rose ramsgate. :o


Mrs Ramsgate! You're back! Let me know where you decide on going ;) :lol: :lol:

,,,,,,,,, hi clare did i leave my shoping bag in your house last week i cant find it any where , and i need my ann summers catalog for baz. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:38 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
Claire wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:,,, my husbund is away on a young farmers weekend in dorset with his mate hugh faarnly wittingsdale ( i think it is to do with fishermen not throwing fish back or some shit like that anyway) so any one know where a lady like myself could pull her self a bit of young stud , iv been told that barry is full of men who like ladys like me. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: is there any where else thanks in advance mrs rose ramsgate. :o


Mrs Ramsgate! You're back! Let me know where you decide on going ;) :lol: :lol:

,,,,,,,,, hi clare did i leave my shoping bag in your house last week i cant find it any where , and i need my ann summers catalog for baz. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :lol:


You did, I'm still going through the catalogue though ;) I'll let you know when I've made my purchases :D

Did you go out on the pull in the end last night?

Re: im out on the pull to night

Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:43 pm

yes i did clare , iv only just got in i ended up in penrhys with a rugby team from plymouth im nackerd. :lol: :lol:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:46 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:yes i did clare , iv only just got in i ended up in penrhys with a rugby team from plymouth im nackerd. :lol: :lol:


:lol: I hope you saved one of them for me this time! :lol:

Re: im out on the pull to night

Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:59 pm

johnbowensbrotherj wrote:Try either Tredegar or Splott Mrs Ramsgate, you can`t go wrong. Apologies for not coming over for Christmas as we arranged, but myself and Lady Gaga brought the horse box over to Ireland as we agreed, to pick up that brace of mules from Ballinsloe horse fair, but we ended up trapped, spending Christmas in Belfast with that bloody nutter Johnny "mad dog" Adair.

What a bloody Christmas it was, the mans bonkers !! He had me and Lady Gaga singing paralmilitary songs, and standing up for the national anthem, and worse still he`s a bloody Gillingham supporter. Anyway enough of that, we eventually made it to Ballinsloe, picked up the two mules and the 307 Kalashnikov rifles to arm the Rhondda Goatkeepers Republican Army`s fight against Japanese imperialism.

On a more serious note, the wife Felicity is suffering problems with her penis, its gravitating to the left, prior to intercourse. Your advice would be very much appreciated.

Needless to say, the beetroot harvest was abysmal this autumn.

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Pure genius, had me laughing for ages :lol: