TAFF's UPDATE 07/12 with transfer news. Enjoy.
Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:58 am
To keep people happy.
David Beckham is actually going to turn down Tottenham and sign for the City as player coach. LA Galaxy realising who we are and what we do to people have said we can keep him until the end of the season and they will pay all his wages and the insurance thingy. Victoria will be selling sponge cakes outside on match days. £1 for 2 cakes. Romeo will be selling programmes and the other one selling Watch the Bluebirds Fly.
James Vaughan has signed. Everton have let us pay 200k up front as long as they can have first option on Paul one of our youngsters in the academy who we have managed to trick them into thinking is the next Ramsey.
Glenn Loovens will not be coming and is angling for a move to Preston. No idea why.
Darren Ferguson has signed to act as reserve team coach. Reason being is that now Alex Ferguson will loan us loads of Man Utd youngsters and probably Ryan Giggs. Giggs is keen to come to re unite with Beckham and because he likes sponge cakes.
Jon Parkin is very happy to hear about the sponge cakes and was in fact the reason why he signed for us instead of Leeds, Swansea and Arsenal.
Gethin Jenkins has been in touch with Annis to buy Ian Hallam to act as the official website's match day reporter. Annis wants the club in part exchange and TG and VT are considering the idea.
If Sam becomes involved with the football side of the club again he has 41 potential Lebanese internationals ready to sign up for the club. There are at least 4 who can kick a ball straight so I am very pleased with this news. There is no truth to the rumour James Vaughan, Jon Parkin, David Beckham and Ryan Giggs will be made eat sheep's testes. Jon Parkin is gutted about that.
News just in. CCMB are looking to swap TLG for Carl. Annis said no. They have also bid 50p for Daya.
Bothroyd will only sign a new deal if we agree to relocate to London. Sam Hamamm is looking into the idea.
Next update. 2012.
David Beckham is actually going to turn down Tottenham and sign for the City as player coach. LA Galaxy realising who we are and what we do to people have said we can keep him until the end of the season and they will pay all his wages and the insurance thingy. Victoria will be selling sponge cakes outside on match days. £1 for 2 cakes. Romeo will be selling programmes and the other one selling Watch the Bluebirds Fly.
James Vaughan has signed. Everton have let us pay 200k up front as long as they can have first option on Paul one of our youngsters in the academy who we have managed to trick them into thinking is the next Ramsey.
Glenn Loovens will not be coming and is angling for a move to Preston. No idea why.
Darren Ferguson has signed to act as reserve team coach. Reason being is that now Alex Ferguson will loan us loads of Man Utd youngsters and probably Ryan Giggs. Giggs is keen to come to re unite with Beckham and because he likes sponge cakes.
Jon Parkin is very happy to hear about the sponge cakes and was in fact the reason why he signed for us instead of Leeds, Swansea and Arsenal.
Gethin Jenkins has been in touch with Annis to buy Ian Hallam to act as the official website's match day reporter. Annis wants the club in part exchange and TG and VT are considering the idea.
If Sam becomes involved with the football side of the club again he has 41 potential Lebanese internationals ready to sign up for the club. There are at least 4 who can kick a ball straight so I am very pleased with this news. There is no truth to the rumour James Vaughan, Jon Parkin, David Beckham and Ryan Giggs will be made eat sheep's testes. Jon Parkin is gutted about that.
News just in. CCMB are looking to swap TLG for Carl. Annis said no. They have also bid 50p for Daya.
Bothroyd will only sign a new deal if we agree to relocate to London. Sam Hamamm is looking into the idea.
Next update. 2012.
Re: TAFF's UPDATE 07/12 with transfer news. Enjoy.
Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:41 pm
Ignore Sky Sports. Beckham is coming.
