BECKHAM

Sky sports recent interview with David Beckham:

Sky Sports - "David, you are planning a return to the premiership, you have only ever played for one other team being Man United; have you thought about the stick?"

David - "Yeah, she'll get used to it, she loves London."

LOL

when he won sports personality life time achievement award, she looked like she put a bit of meat on fair play!!

Sky sports recent interview with David Beckham:

Sky Sports - "David, you are planning a return to the premiership, you have only ever played for one other team being Man United; have you thought about the stick?"

David - "Yeah, she'll get used to it, she loves London."

when he won sports personality life time achievement award, she looked like she put a bit of meat on fair play!!

Ive heard ur partial to a bit of meat brewer................ mostly sausage...

My grandad said "it's going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak"

I said "tell me something I don't know".

Grandad replied "your nanas arse can take my whole fist" !!!!!

My grandad said "it's going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak"

I said "tell me something I don't know".

Grandad replied "your nanas arse can take my whole fist" !!!!!

Brilliant....... Got her number

when he won sports personality life time achievement award, she looked like she put a bit of meat on fair play!!

Ive heard ur partial to a bit of meat brewer................ mostly sausage...

you no more than i do that i love my grub, but you are definitely into playing hide the sausage boyo!!

My grandad said "it's going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak"

I said "tell me something I don't know".

Grandad replied "your nanas arse can take my whole fist" !!!!!

Brilliant....... Got her number

right up you street that isnt it buddy!!