MY PARKIN SONG

Sung to the tune of "climb every mountain"

Built like a mountain, Puts it about, f**k around with Parkin and he'll knock you out.

What about:

HE'S BIG,HE'S ROUND
HE WEIGH'S 900 POUNDS
JON PARKIN JON PARKIN
HAPPY NEW YEAR JON

There was a Song out year and years ago called BIG BAD JOHN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKGhwwVgKY&feature=fvst

To the tune of Santa got stuck up the chimney

When Parkin came to Cardiff
He began to shout,
You Cardiff boys
Won’t get any Premiership joys
If you don’t feed my snout.
Clarke’s pies when I score
Brains Dark went its more
You must always feed the beast
When Parkin came to Cardiff
The Beast, The Beast, The Beast