2 turds walk into a bar.......

And the barman says to one of them................

"I'll serve you, but not your mate, he's steaming"

Boom, Boom

I just stopped at the lights and seen a guy in an AA van balling his eyes out, wouldn't stop crying....... I think he was on his way to a breakdown!!!!

I just stopped at the lights and seen a guy in an AA van balling his eyes out, wouldn't stop crying....... I think he was on his way to a breakdown!!!!

You should have given him a "hard shoulder" to cry on!

Why did the skeleton burp?

Cause he didn't have the guts to fart