Breaking news!! Injury crisis for Sunday!!

I've heard from several well placed sources that Jay has pulled his hamstring again and could be missing for a few weeks! Burke, Drinkwater, Bellamy and Koumas have also been very ill this week and all 4 are doubtful!! Nightmare if true!!!!!

Drinkwater is one of my neighbours and I can confirm he is not ill and was clearing his drive 2 days ago of the snow and driving around with I think his brother and seemed absolutely fine

be quite

Drinkwater is one of my neighbours and I can confirm he is not ill and was clearing his drive 2 days ago of the snow and driving around with I think his brother and seemed absolutely fine

See your wrong

Also Jay has no mention of it on Twitter at all

Don't shoot the messenger, just passing on info I've heard from impeccable sources!! Could be a wind up but that's what I've been told! Will be delighted if it's bull shit!

Don't shoot the messenger, just passing on info I've heard from impeccable sources!! Could be a wind up but that's what I've been told! Will be delighted if it's bull shit!

Also Jay has no mention of it on Twitter at all

Corr!! Are you really able to decipher Jay's Twitter language????

Well done you, sir....but explain to us mere mortals!!

Ta

Don't shoot the messenger, just passing on info I've heard from impeccable sources!! Could be a wind up but that's what I've been told! Will be delighted if it's bull shit!

I hope your 'impeccable sources' will get an impeccable kick up the arse and a feck off tablet IF they are wrong!!

Drinkwater is one of my neighbours and I can confirm he is not ill and was clearing his drive 2 days ago of the snow and driving around with I think his brother and seemed absolutely fine

After clearing his drive is now ill. Did you not help him?

Don't shoot the messenger, just passing on info I've heard from impeccable sources!! Could be a wind up but that's what I've been told! Will be delighted if it's bull shit!

I hope your 'impeccable sources' will get an impeccable kick up the arse and a feck off tablet IF they are wrong!!

Hmmm, appears there WAS some truth in this, at least where the Jay and Burkey not playing bits are concerned. A few differing estimates as to why though....

Apologies for taking the piss when you started THIS posting

Sven Ghali in foot in mouth shocker AGAIN!

Pfft

Sven Ghali in foot in mouth shocker AGAIN!

Pfft

At least Sven apologised. I wonder if you will apologise to all of us when the truth comes out about yourself?

Sven Ghali in foot in mouth shocker AGAIN!

Pfft

At least Sven apologised. I wonder if you will apologise to all of us when the truth comes out about yourself?

What that I am a 6 ft 2 transvestite with a third nipple?

Oh that's ok I will apologise now. Sorry.

Fair play, he(Drinkwater) was ill he messaged me on facebook after game to say he was ill. Seemed perfectly fine all week he needs man up! Sorry buddy