JOKESS!!!!

An employee at work confessed to being an arsonist today.

So I fired him.

Liverpool FC medical staff were concerned when Fernando Torres arrived for training 14 stone overweight! It was later discovered that he still had Nemanja Vidic in his pocket!

According to a new survey, 76 percent of men would rather watch football than have sex.

My question is, why do we have to choose?

Why do you think they invented halftime?

I played football on an aeroplane once. You should have seen me running down the wing.

The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst f*cking period in history!

I best not

go on you know u want to

ham sandwich walkes into a bar and asks for a pint of larger

bar mas says sorry mate we dont serve food

I am magic me !! I bet i can make this thread disappear

I best not

Go on tell the Igloo one i love that one

I best not

Go on tell the Igloo one i love that one

with hindsight , my facebook comment should have been- i have blown the head gasket on my 1997 ford - rather than - i've fucked a 13 year old escort- still i don't get out much and a few hours at the police station made a change.