COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG!

I think we should start a thread in total cockney rhyming slang and see what we come up with

I think we should start a thread in total cockney rhyming slang and see what we come up with

wha rew onabout butt?

barclays bank - Wank
Hank Marvin - starvin
dave jones - shite

barclays bank - Wank
Hank Marvin - starvin
dave jones - shite

I was down the old ham shank to pick up some bangers and mash because I was hank marvin and instead I went for a dave jones...........

Had a luverly ruby last night, got an arse like a japs flag now.

Dropped my dog down the apples and now it's Stoke-on-Trent... Should get a limo in the bucket for the state of my barnet, no point having a tidy whistle if my barnet is Tom.

Chippys a dry lunch

I lord major u lot are on the Gianluca Vialli

I lord major u lot are on the Gianluca Vialli

On the Luca you mean? Or the lemon?

Alan tate=masterbate

Garry Monk = Spunk

Nathan Dyer=thieving liar

roger freestone= 23 stone

Max Boyce- Tuneless voice

Caerphilly (castle moat)-throat, as in, "Get that pint down yer Caerphilly"

Pint of Nelson = Pint of Stella

Baked potater = See you later

what james blunt started thiss off

what james blunt started thiss off

"Got to my mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapots."

which really means,

"Got to my house (mickey mouse), found my way up the stairs (apples and pears), put on my suit (whistle and flute) when the phone (dog and bone) rang. It was my wife (trouble and strife) telling me to get the kids (teapot lids). :lo

Are you all west ham in clarkes pies

Pint of Nelson = Pint of Stella

or a Paul Wellar

or a Uri Gellar

Went down the battle for a nelson and a couple of lines of lemon last night. Walked so far my plates were hurting and drank so much I went for a hit and miss before getting a smash and grab home to give the trouble and strife a Donald Duck

He's hit the beans on toast! (post)

yaki dah

not many left born within the beautiful Bow bells anymore .... apart from muslims of course, the new cockney is is a Musney

not many left born within the beautiful Bow bells anymore .... apart from muslims of course, the new cockney is is a Musney

Now now Steve they are called Asians. Please show some respect (in addition to paying yr taxes to support half of them )

not many left born within the beautiful Bow bells anymore .... apart from muslims of course, the new cockney is is a Musney

Now now Steve they are called Asians. Please show some respect (in addition to paying yr taxes to support half of them )

Reg = Paki

(Reg Varney = Pakistani)